not helpful honey
...My dog smells like sewer
He runs toward me like a freight train
Jumps into my recliner and lollygags all over me
Now we both smell like sewer
I coax him into the bathroom
He is stronger than I...
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Categories:
lollygags, dog,
Form: Free verse
For the Birds
...When someone says something off the wall
We say, “That’s for the birds,” but I wonder,
Do birds have an affinity for the ridiculous
This is something we might carefully ponder.
And ...
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Categories:
lollygags, bird, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Artistic Insecurity
...An editor of Twig, I was
The least accomplished one.
I hadn’t taken art for years
Like most of them had done.
The “Head-itor” took care of most
Responsibilities.
She gave us fifty pages each...
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Categories:
lollygags, art, corruption, fear, student,
Form: Ballad