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For the Birds

When someone says something off the wall We say, “That’s for the birds,” but I wonder, Do birds have an affinity for the ridiculous This is something we might carefully ponder. And who came up with “as the crow flies,” As though they go the straightest distance Between two points, and not the tiny sparrow Which probably lollygags along, for instance. Do birds have contests between themselves For who can fly the highest or the faster, For who can poop on the most automobiles Oh my, what a freakin’ ponderable disaster! Sometimes I think the birds get a raw deal The subject of axioms and thoughtful verses And when they hurl headlong into a window I think they are victims of despicable curses.
Written May 22, 2022

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Date: 5/29/2022 10:36:00 AM
I liked your light verse about the things we say about birds, Milt. It was entertaining, Bill
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/29/2022 11:03:00 AM
I'm glad you got a kick out of it, Bill.
Date: 5/23/2022 1:17:00 PM
If you think about it - there is more proof that "Sometimes I think the birds get a raw deal" - cuckoo bird and loony bird. Ugh!
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/23/2022 4:26:00 PM
You're right. I wish I had worked them into my poem.
Date: 5/22/2022 6:47:00 PM
"That's for the humans." I find it interesting too, Milt. Where did these sayings originate.?
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/22/2022 7:19:00 PM
I have no idea, Shirley. Nor do I find them particularly useful. I have reckoned them an insult to a species that can do things we humans can only dream of doing.
Date: 5/22/2022 5:31:00 PM
Well, at least Emily Dickinson rescued birds from purgatory: 'Hope is the Thing with Feathers.' ~ Larry (Bird, of course)
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/22/2022 6:40:00 PM
(chuckling) I came up with this while asleep last night, believe it or not. I awakened this morning with the crows fly thing, and the rest just followed. Actually, I thought about developing it even more and submitting it to Ellen DeGeneris! What do you think?

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