Humorous Lizard Poems

Best described as lizard slime,
Larry was worst of all time.
	His big rheumy nose
	was red as a rose
And his eyes glowed green as lime!...

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There once was a green lizard of Oz
Fought by two ferocious dogs, he was
So the tale of woe goes
He swallowed them both whole
And barking became...

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lizard or llama
which do you want?

I think hard.
Both please.

You can only have one.
Stern look.

I hate my parents....

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You
Will not
See dragons
Smoking any
Cigarettes; they can
Incinerate
One just by
Lighting
It.

...

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Pinhead Lizard
Ever since he was a young boy
He played with balls of fire
From church halls to Soho brothels
He must have had them all
Aint seen nothing...

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Lizard is truth
Lizard is foul
Lizard! You and I are what we are distinctly

Truth or bitter
Freshwater or saline water
It mixes with our life
-in our wounds.

I am...

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