I wish I had a guru to tell me what to do.
He or she would be there in the morning
to help me start my day. Grapefruit or Honeydew
what ever will I pick? Life is just so challenging,
each moment is a choice. And then the moment before
that and the previous moment too. Just where do I start?
Pepsi or Coke? Ford or Honda? And there is much, much more!
Drugs to get up, drugs to get down, pass the Lipitor, Art.
How does one get through this jungle? I know I need advice.
I'm willing to spend a bundle. Time or Life? ABC or NBC?
I'm confused, I think I need an Oreo but Hershey will suffice.
The T.V. is on from dawn to dawn, its all I know and see.
I watch the news religiously and have my choice of fears.
Good, that I do not drink cause I'd have to choose my beers.
Yeah,
I'll have a #3
no onions and,
can you hang on a second?
Yes,
I need to make an appointment.
Dr. Jones.
My Lipitor prescription needs refilled.
Okay, see you on the 14th then.
I'm sorry,
anyway,
can I get that with extra mayo?
uh, yeah, sure
supersize it too.
Two apple pies for only a dollar?
Yeah, go ahead
add those.
Did I say no onions?
oh, okay.
Diet Coke please.