Soccer Limerick Poems

What is FIFA? I google to see
because football means nothing to me.
Whether football from here
or world soccer, it’s clear
facts and figures from me there won’t...

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We live in a world: nor and for,
Wherein a game’s played like a war,
And a war like a game—
Winning the only aim,
Look at Soccer World...

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Pele wins World Cup at seventeen.
Letting proud Brazilians cheer and preen.
Scored six goals in victory
National Treasure we all see
He’s the best soccer player ever seen....

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NB.  This is a true story that happened many years ago.  Not to be repeated, no doubt.  But at that time I...

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once an old con bob hanks

greeted tellers with thanks

please call me dom

named for my mom

then thieved his way through banks.
...

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A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite...

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The cow was awful mad,
For the farmer forgot her lad.
So she got out of her stall,
And turned the farmer into a ball,
And played soccer with...

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If you ever meet up with a soccer mom ninja
Watch you don't cross her or she'll chop your chinchilla
Vicious and surly
This dangerous girlie
Avoid her at...

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Anatomy's a bugaboo
But dreaming is not a taboo!
There is something under
Your clothes--so no wonder
I've thought of things I like to do
    

Author's...

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All emotions and hopes exchanging through a common fax
singing songs of victory and toasting a beer to relax
priding on a rich history
moving in one chemistry
mock...

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Working in physical education
Blond teacher had a realisation 
Spotting a young boy alone
Standing all on his own
Her curiosity, frustration 

Young man, why are you all...

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