Religious Limerick Poems

I know a hole in the ground is not the end
I pray dear Lord forgive me of my sin
The end of the fence I can...

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~ Revised Repost ~ 


  There once was a minister so meek
  His sole desire, the Lord for to seek
   ...

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Religions want your property
Rituals aim to get it free
But honour bound
No one has found
Their god treats heathens differently


n.b.  No prayer to any god by...

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A limerick, you will find
Can be used on thoughts of all kinds
They can be religious,
Or even litigious;
Depends upon what’s on your mind!...

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Having blessed and broken a loaf of bread
Jesus passed it around as then he said
     “Of my body partake
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James and John of Jesus did request
to sit with him to right and to left,
     in his glory to share.
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When to Jesus little children were brought
his disciples pushed them away for they thought
     his time they did waste.
  ...

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Our neighbour believes God has a plan
A cross on your door will save a man
But COVID-19
Has its own routine
Culling the daft as fast as it...

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“Whoever against a child does offend
stands before all utterly condemned
     to be thrown off the quay,
     being...

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Needing a break some time to retire
Jesus went off to the region of Tyre.
     But there was a mother
  ...

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“You are not defiled by what you ingested
that passes to the bowel as food digested.
     No. It is what comes out
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“In the wilderness our fathers were fed
with manna, God's gift, a miracle bread.
     To believe you're divine
    ...

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In pairs the twelve by Jesus were sent,
nought to take with them wherever they went.
     Where you're welcome do stay
 ...

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“Do not condemn and judge not an other
and you'll not be judged by sister or brother.
     Be ready to forgive
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Curious of Jesus and so he could see
little Zacchaeus climbed up a tree.
     Jesus passing that way
    ...

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