Father Son Limerick Poems
These Father Son Limerick poems are examples of poetry about Father Son Limerick. These are the best examples of Limerick Father Son poems written by international poets.
Brutus - Limerick VersionWell, Brutus was that sort of chap
As whacked his old man in the Cap.
The senators there,
They’d stab or they’d stare,
With all other business a wrap.
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anger, business, death, father
The Story of My Life - for Contest
You must not be a teacher my dad said
A teacher can’t afford a...
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career, father son, poverty,
His brothers are spell bound!
Two googly eyes and baby teeth
“I need them,” said Wizard O’ Keefe
They’ll help me make a spell
To create a fart smell
And upset our stepfather Keith!
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children, father son, humorous,
The death of a clownThere once was old clown named Will
who town after town topped the bill
he dropped down and died
his son Jack Brown cried
"he's left me some big...
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10th grade, death, father
Footsteps
"Show me your marks, my dear.", he asked his son,
Having not even passed his subjects one.
"Dad, I got zero in math
Following your trodden path",
The son...
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3rd grade, father son,
Ewe Called
Repaper the walls of the loo
Bob got messy, covered in glue
Such sagas to be had
So Bob rang up his dad
But Dad’s busy lambing a ewe
His...
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birth, farm, father son,
Boasting About Dad“My Daddy’s profession is the highest!”…
bragged a boy during oration contest
“…He soars up above the sky
and that we cannot deny---
since he does fly as pilot...
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appreciation, boy, character, children,
Father Son DuoFather cannot go cycling as he is old
To him, his grown up son once told
"It will take you long to recoup
If fall down, you'll surely...
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courage,
wayward son
there once was a thief from devin
whose teachers called him sir kevin
but his mom and dad
were indeed more sad
he worked eleven to seven.
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corruption, father son, funny,
Valentines DayLittle Tommy surprised pretty Miss.May,
With a Lovely card on Valentine’s Day,
It said, “you are so lovely,
And me so very lonely”,
Marry dad and be with me...
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beautiful, best friend, cute
Unfair NamesI’ve been called an inequity spotter
(although some will just call me a “rotter”).
Names are biased for sons:
yours and mine — everyone’s.
I propose to make JohnSON...
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daughter, father daughter, father
Love the Lord Thy GodMoses opened the "Red sea",and "Jesus Christ" raised "The Dead"through "The Lord God Almighty"!!! Praise The Lord! He holds all the cards! I think it...
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2nd grade, addiction, america,
Communion Can Be Magnificent MealCommunion Can Be Magnificent Meal
Communion from God is a magnificent meal;
It does have much desire and a lot of appeal;
His wine and water supplies all...
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allegory, analogy,
Ride Across the Countryside and MoreRide Across the Countryside
We did ride across the countryside,
And forever there we love to abide;
God forgiving;
Animals living;
Will stay there endlessly until I died.
Jim Horn
Wherever Jesus...
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allegory, analogy,
World's Tallest ElfThere once was a strange elf raised in North Pole
Who loved Christmas thrice more than his fishbowl
Far way too tall to excuse
Santa had to break...
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Categories:
adventure, christmas, fantasy, father