Levi Strauss Poems - Poems about Levi Strauss

...(* = i) There’s a dimly lit house where a chicken sh*t mouse Hides in a hole from the man and his spouse He’s easy to please Just leave him some cheese And you won’t find a hole in y......Read the rest...

...The first anniversary since being pelted... with pistachio shells April 3rd, 2021 sitting in the exact same chair yours truly sat three hundred and sixty five days ago. Watermelons, grapef......Read the rest...

...Pelted with pistachio shells April 3rd, 2021 Watermelons, grapefruits, oranges... lobbed at yours truly ruled out, hence the missus dreamt up bright idea to enfilade me courtesy pistachio shell......Read the rest...

...This Bumptious Poet © Once again dear reader, aye strive to regale ye with in apropos prate, (nee inane) vain null gibberish in order to suss stain mine infamous reputation wi......Read the rest...

...LEVI STRAUSE Levi Strauss From Germany to New York Known as denim maker, literally "de Nimes" “from Nimes” Wear tailor Jacob Davis? Needed strong clothes not worn not holey For miners pu......Read the rest...

...I took myself to Texas way back in sixty three I was just a simple man with a simple life you see Had plans to be a cowboy that fit my simple means I had not planned on Texas gals with tight fitti......Read the rest...

...Sure, I own a denim jacket And, of course, a bunch of jeans. All my closets have held denim Since the time I hit my teens. Back in high school and in college There was little else to wear; Ma......Read the rest...

...Levi Strauss suggested That we wash our jeans too much. Machines waste so much water And we use them as a crutch. The company wants us to know That cleaning them’s a breeze. You don’t need suds or w......Read the rest...