The Dimly Lit House
...(* = i)
There’s a dimly lit house where a chicken sh*t mouse
Hides in a hole from the man and his spouse
He’s easy to please
Just leave him some cheese
And you won’t find a hole in y...
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Categories:
levi strauss, cat, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The First Anniversary Since Being Pelted
...The first anniversary since being pelted...
with pistachio shells April 3rd, 2021
sitting in the exact same chair
yours truly sat three hundred
and sixty five days ago.
Watermelons, grapef...
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Categories:
levi strauss, abuse, adventure, anger, april,
Form: Free verse
Pelted With Pistachio Shells April 3rd 2021
...Pelted with pistachio shells April 3rd, 2021
Watermelons, grapefruits, oranges...
lobbed at yours truly ruled out,
hence the missus dreamt up bright idea
to enfilade me courtesy pistachio shell...
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Categories:
levi strauss, 12th grade, abuse, adventure,
Form: Free verse
This Bumptious Poet
...This Bumptious Poet ©
Once again dear reader,
aye strive to regale ye
with in apropos prate,
(nee inane) vain
null gibberish in order to suss stain
mine infamous reputation
wi...
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Categories:
levi strauss, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Levi Strause
...LEVI STRAUSE
Levi Strauss
From Germany to New York
Known as denim maker,
literally "de Nimes" “from Nimes”
Wear tailor Jacob Davis?
Needed strong clothes not worn not holey
For miners pu...
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Categories:
levi strauss, celebrity, character, clothes, creation,
Form: Clerihew
Simple Men Like Me
...I took myself to Texas way back in sixty three
I was just a simple man with a simple life you see
Had plans to be a cowboy that fit my simple means
I had not planned on Texas gals with tight fitti...
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Categories:
levi strauss,
Form: Couplet
Denim
...Sure, I own a denim jacket
And, of course, a bunch of jeans.
All my closets have held denim
Since the time I hit my teens.
Back in high school and in college
There was little else to wear;
Ma...
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Categories:
levi strauss, clothes,
Form: Rhyme
Freezer Jeans
...Levi Strauss suggested
That we wash our jeans too much.
Machines waste so much water
And we use them as a crutch.
The company wants us to know
That cleaning them’s a breeze.
You don’t need suds or w...
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Categories:
levi strauss, introspection,
Form: Rhyme