Funny Lento Poems | Examples

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Premium MemberThe blue oyster

It was just like before riding my bicycle along the beach my tire rolls right over a star fish braising bump and scratches on my knee the gulf was thirsty for human blood this year as the manatees floated belly up the pelicans shivered with empty beaks again the school of sharks gathered while the dolphins danced chattered sea urchin washed ashore I put salt water on my wounds feeling sad that the sea turtles rushed back to sea unaware of the mexican oil spill there home covered in black tar I walked my bike passed the book store just in time for bob crab shacks oyster bar funny the owner yelled come on in gal why you looking so blue in that moment the blue oyster became my signature name on the beach the sun shined the breeze blew softly over the nape of my back silence abode over the Caribbean Sea


The Fascination of Darkness

Two women, one fat and the other slim
knitting in complicity something like black days feverishly,
they. both, live in a world of their own, amidst the incomprehensible.
Dwell in a house in the City of the Dead facing the darkness.
They call them Death and Life respectively

The quick and indifferent placidity of their gaze troubled me,
they smiled at me as if at some funny joke.
Seeing them is like thinking about an enigma, 
But now. there they are, before you
their faces like grotesque masks seem to tell you:
"Every year grows dim, grows cold, grows small and expires",
"Everything  has passed unseen, in a sigh in a flash",
- Too soon -.

Now the light is definitely out.
No way to turn back from the Portals of the East.
The two women, one fat and the other slim
had charmed me.
They judged me
Man enough to face the darkness

Kenn Nesbitt

Introducing Kenn Nesbitt, my choice for funny poet
Producing giggle poetry kids appreciate
Inducing guffaws that infect others with laughter
Sluicing silly nonsense on subjects kids can relate

Exciting themes on homework and animals Kenn writes.
Inciting worldwide laughs, in all this absurdity
Highlighting the imagination of any child
Inviting you to share this world of frivolity

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