Funny Lay Poems
These Funny Lay poems are examples of Lay poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lay Funny poems written by international poets.
4 30 AM When Sheep Leap And Lay In A Heap Categories: lay, nonsense,
It's 4:30am and I can't sleep,
the sheep leap and lay in a heap,
told me they're tired and got shut eye,
even my own mind has shunned...
Do Pink Chickens Lay Pink Eggs Categories: lay, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Do pink chickens lay pink eggs?
We have been watching a TV show about a pink chicken.
A darling animated pink chicken who has told her this.
The Lay of Sir Donald Categories: lay, funny, political,
The Lay of Sir Donald
(Or: Le Chanson de Donald)
An orange man – of red and trailing tie,
Small hands, and copious twitter-feed – sing I!
I AM INTELLIGENCE Categories: funny, hero, humorous, image,
I AM INTELLIGENCE!
In world of mannequins, I step to the cause.
I see this woman fussing at her child about wanting...
My Lay Away Plan Categories: lay, funny, christmas, mom, christmas,
I’d save up all of my extra pennies in a shoebox beneath my bed,
And each night before I went to sleep I’d spend them in...
A Generational Curse Categories: family, funny, introspection, life,
we tend to forget the time when we ourselves were very young
our own parents did not understand some of the things we had done
Greatest Hypocrisy Categories: angst, confusion, friendship, people,
I can't believe you!
I've done nothing to lose your respect,
and everything to have gained it
people say you are so "lovable"
they obviously do not think you...
You tickle my taste buds Categories: funny, imagination, inspirational,
from the muffin
touching my nose
like sewers from
new york city
But one of a
my taste buds
lifts my tounge
out my mouth
like a body...
"Used" Categories: confusion, me, drug,
Comfort don't love me
I let people step on me
I've come to conclusion
what I'm doing
is in my own illusion
and it bug...