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Funny Lay Poems

These Funny Lay poems are examples of Lay poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lay Funny poems written by international poets.


4 30 AM When Sheep Leap And Lay In A Heap
It's 4:30am and I can't sleep,
the sheep leap and lay in a heap,
told me they're tired and got shut eye,
even my own mind has shunned...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: lay, nonsense,



Premium Member Do Pink Chickens Lay Pink Eggs
Do pink chickens lay pink eggs?
We have been watching a TV show about a pink chicken.
A darling animated pink chicken who has told her this.
I...

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Categories: lay, 3rd grade, 4th grade,

The Lay of Sir Donald
The Lay of Sir Donald

(Or: Le Chanson de Donald)

An orange man – of red and trailing tie,
Small hands, and copious twitter-feed – sing I!
Most staunch...

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Categories: lay, funny, political,

Premium Member I AM INTELLIGENCE
I AM INTELLIGENCE!
In world of mannequins, I step to the cause.
     I see this woman fussing at her child about wanting...

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Categories: funny, hero, humorous, image,

My Lay Away Plan
I’d save up all of my extra pennies in a shoebox beneath my bed,
And each night before I went to sleep I’d spend them in...

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© Tony Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: lay, funny, christmas, mom, christmas,

A Generational Curse
we tend to forget the time when we ourselves were very young
our own parents did not understand some of the things we had done
we had...

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Categories: family, funny, introspection, life,

Greatest Hypocrisy
I can't believe you!
I've done nothing to lose your respect,
and everything to have gained it
people say you are so "lovable"
they obviously do not think you...

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Categories: angst, confusion, friendship, people,



You tickle my taste buds
what scrumptious
flavor
steam floating
from the muffin
touching my nose 
like sewers from 
new york city
But one of a
Rose

my taste buds
lifts my tounge
out my mouth 
like a body...

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Categories: funny, imagination, inspirational,

"Used"
Comfort don't love me 
I let people step on me 
I'm ugly 
I've come to conclusion
what I'm doing 
is in my own illusion
and it bug...

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Categories: confusion, me, drug,