Lars Poems - Poems about Lars

...We had heard of this anomaly who out-sang the stars. The ones in the cosmos? Asked my slow cousin, Lars. No, the movies stars, the ones you see sing on tee vee. He’s a rooster though, how can he c......Read the rest...

...the actor When very young I wanted to be an actor, my uncle Lars had been an actor, I remember seeing him playing a detective and shouted,  this is my uncle, mother took me outside so the play cou......Read the rest...

...J-oyful O-ccasion's H-appy N-ote L-ets A-uthor R-ightfully S-cribe Z-estful W-ords E-mploying R-apturous E-xpression's N-ame Z-one Topic: Birthday of poet John Lars Zwerenz (Janu......Read the rest...

...He was known by his nickname 'Shifty' Lars Who specialized in stealing brand-new cars He'd never get caught (Or, that's what he thought) He's now serving ten......Read the rest...

...FRED THE PERV. Kinky Fred stole knickers off the line One summer night his haul totalled nine His spree ended in tears Got an extra ten years When Judge Sue said that red pair were mine......Read the rest...

...There was once a man named Barnaby Lars Who had spent twenty-five years behind bars Now it ain't what you might think He could concoct a great drink ......Read the rest...

...My feet swelled up the size of cars. After a visit from a cat named Mars. He swiftly returned home above the stars, Leaving my feet stranded in two pickle jars I heard his voice doing hardy-har......Read the rest...

...There was an astronomer "Peeping Lars". Who used his telescope for more than stars. He stared at Mrs. Claire's derriere and bare pair. Got caught, now Lars star gazes behind bars. ......Read the rest...

...THE BABY GRAND The black baby grand, Caressed by a slender finger, By a young, red-haired’s fair, small hand, (With her russet curlicues in a bow) Emits cadences that languishing, linger ......Read the rest...

...THE GHOST Alone in my castle, a plaything of the breeze, Indolent and tepid, my leisure filled hours Lead my soul astray from the good, narrow path. In the black tiers above me demons mock and ......Read the rest...

...SCARLET BREEZES Scarlet breezes swirl through the square, Beckoning us to come In bright, elysian fare. A cello and a drum, Clarinets and trumpets Arise and stir and glitter in the fountain......Read the rest...

...TO ONE IN HEAVEN Must I live in loneliness at such a price? I have seen her there again In paradise. Amid glorious streams, She consumes my dreams As I behold her walking beneath diamond be......Read the rest...

...IF YOU GIVE YOUR HEART AWAY If you give your heart away Then consecrate with certainty. Make your union for eternity, For more than just a passing day. For if her hair is of the skies, An......Read the rest...

...THE MUSE I shall leave the city, the bustling town. I shall walk to the outskirts of the wild plains, And drink from heaven mystic rains, Lying in the reeds, drunk upon the down. My shoes ......Read the rest...

...MANIC DEPRESSION There is a well of blackened brine, That knows no dell of air or sunshine, A volatile fire, it consumes the heart, The mind, the spirit, it rends apart. And when the hell s......Read the rest...