Larcenist Poems | Examples


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Crime of Passion

My love has never been for sale

I've rented it out on occasion

Most often the arrangement ended 

in a turbulent  eviction 

There were tenants seeking only temporary occupancy 

They fled undercover of night 

back into their darkness of deceptive intention.

Others unwilling to conform to 
restrictions of a lease 

with clauses of commitment.

Leaving in search of a more flexible arrangement.

Then there was you

Without bribe or allurement 

You seduced my resolve 

In full view of my heart's dauntless safeguards

Such a skilled thief and benevolent larcenist

You stole my heart 
Because I was unable to give it.

A crime commited in the name of endearment.

Kids Nowadays:

Exactly how did this child's mind
end up so far down the gutter?
He'll see another kid's mother walk by
whistle
and utter, "Nice Udders!"

I'm telling you
little dude is smooth
with more game than Milton Bradley
at nine years old
he already (somehow) got hold of 
College Girls Behaving Badly...

if you think that's bad
then
at the age of ten
he trashed the pad of his new step dad
and spray painted the place
"Jimmy's Sin Bin"

the world's not yet seen 
a preteen kid this mean
truthfully
the greedy demon's already 
a steady petty larcenist
and the slickest car thief on the scene

so if you see him coming
you better start running
and if he sees you
you're through!
not much you can do
his sins are many
though his years are few

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