Larcenist Poems - Poems about Larcenist

...My love has never been for sale I've rented it out on occasion Most often the arrangement ended in a turbulent eviction There were tenants seeking only temporary occupancy They fle......Read the rest...

...Lemme tell ya' about a kid whose mind is so far down the gutter he was seen scheming on another kid's mother being obscene at the scene he whistled and muttered "Nice Udders!" I'm telling you lit......Read the rest...

...Exactly how did this child's mind end up so far down the gutter? He'll see another kid's mother walk by whistle and utter, "Nice Udders!" I'm telling you little dude is smooth with more game than Mi......Read the rest...