Kids Nowadays:
Exactly how did this child's mind
end up so far down the gutter?
He'll see another kid's mother walk by
whistle
and utter, "Nice Udders!"
I'm telling you
little dude is smooth
with more game than Milton Bradley
at nine years old
he already (somehow) got hold of
College Girls Behaving Badly...
if you think that's bad
then
at the age of ten
he trashed the pad of his new step dad
and spray painted the place
"Jimmy's Sin Bin"
the world's not yet seen
a preteen kid this mean
truthfully
the greedy demon's already
a steady petty larcenist
and the slickest car thief on the scene
so if you see him coming
you better start running
and if he sees you
you're through!
not much you can do
his sins are many
though his years are few
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