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Funny Lanterne Poems

These Funny Lanterne poems are examples of Lanterne poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lanterne Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Peter Pan
Pan
Peter
The Lost Boys
Tick Tock Tick Tock
Hook
...

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Categories: funny,



Kettle Pond
whilst at kettle pond lake casino 
wouldn't you know it started to snow

over the hill we slide
crashing limousine ride
the chauffeurs driving really did blow


2/10/18
this is...

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Categories: car, fantasy, funny, imagery,

Premium Member Drink
Drink

drink
champagne
cabernet
spinning room hits
drunk

10/8/16


Lanterne Frenzy - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Ir0nic ZiNk...

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Categories: drink, funny,

Thrill of it
Play

Rarely 

Goes without

Consequences 

Laugh...

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Categories: childhood, creation, dream, funny

Clown
You

My Ex

Annoying

Like a Buffoon

Darn...

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Categories: funny,

Sneeze
Sneeze,
boogers
running from
your nose, slimy
snot....

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Categories: funny,

Flies
Small
flying
whizzing  by
fast and spastic
wee.
...

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Categories: animals, funny,



Premium Member Movie Something To Talk About
She
Said, " you
First". dipped in
Chantilly Cream
Fear


(Last scene from movie
she was afraid to eat the
Chantilly Cream first.)...

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Categories: confusion, funny, people

Premium Member He Swore On Moby Dick
He 
Didn't swear
On "Bible"...
But "Moby Dick"
No!

From the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes"...

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Categories: dedication, funny

Premium Member Bar-be-que Secret
That 
Is best
Bar-be-que..
Secret is in 
Sauce

(From movie "Fried Green Tomatoes")...

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Categories: food, funny

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Mad
People
What they do
To get money
Mad!
...

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Categories: funny

so my mom's a poet
Please
Take out 
The dogs now
If not you're dead
thanks...

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Categories: funny

Premium Member Cinnamon
shrub
Ceylon
laurel bark
kinnamomon
spice...

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© ... Gigno  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: food, funny, nature,

Premium Member High Fives at the Casino
bet

the car

three aces

lost to four fives

walk



*Lanterne for Brian's Contest...

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Categories: funny

Premium Member Lanterne On Lightning
Sharp
       path of
                atomic
...

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© ... Gigno  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, nature,

Premium Member HONEY ,HONEY
Pollen
on my back,
dawn to late at night
such nectar my five yes
do sight-
buzzing
here and there-
to show I care,
tasty produce with you
I share-
in the
summer breeze
you take your...

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Categories: funny, nature, seasons

Socks
Socks
Leave me
Go away
Secretly hide
Stink

...

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Categories: funny

Premium Member Oops
Toad
hopping
across road
too far to go
Splat...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny

Premium Member ENOUGH SAID
Frank,
he spoke
what he thought,
just as he thought
it,
off
the cuff,
honestly,
just as he saw
fit;
but
shooting
from the hip
brought him a split 
lip
long
before
poor old Frank...
learnt to button
it !...

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Categories: funny

Premium Member EPHEMERAL
The
climate
will change,
from time to time,
as
our
history
readily,
will reveal-
but
now
becomes
their excuse-
to tax our hot
air !

Note-
Even if they cannot see it they will tax it !...

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Categories: funny