Funny Lanterne Poems

Unknown number 

I receive an unknown multiple 
Number but I failed on you 
Ten minutes ' ten years unknown fire of my tears 

But my...

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Pan
Peter
The Lost Boys
Tick Tock Tick Tock
Hook...

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whilst at kettle pond lake casino 
wouldn't you know it started to snow

over the hill we slide
crashing limousine ride
the chauffeurs driving really did blow


2/10/18
this is...

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Drink

drink
champagne
cabernet
spinning room hits
drunk

10/8/16


Lanterne Frenzy - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Ir0nic ZiNk...

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Play

Rarely 

Goes without

Consequences 

Laugh...

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You

My Ex

Annoying

Like a Buffoon

Darn...

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Sneeze,
boogers
running from
your nose, slimy
snot....

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Small
flying
whizzing  by
fast and spastic
wee....

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She
Said, " you
First". dipped in
Chantilly Cream
Fear


(Last scene from movie
she was afraid to eat the
Chantilly Cream first.)...

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He 
Didn't swear
On "Bible"...
But "Moby Dick"
No!

From the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes"...

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That 
Is best
Bar-be-que..
Secret is in 
Sauce

(From movie "Fried Green Tomatoes")...

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Mad
People
What they do
To get money
Mad!...

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Please
Take out 
The dogs now
If not you're dead
thanks...

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shrub
Ceylon
laurel bark
kinnamomon
spice...

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bet

the car

three aces

lost to four fives

walk



*Lanterne for Brian's Contest...

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