Funny Kiss Poems

It is quite common to kiss 'ouchys' on those wee.
At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy.
I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he...

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Trump threw fake air kisses
To his very bored looking Mrs.
Funny, how her wide brimmed hat
Deterred them from the love rat.

So many of the laws he...

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Red flag is heart feeling stressed
Ebony eyes that see right through 
Amethyst try’s to be your best
Like a lime limerick how I see you
Indigo moods...

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She kissed a frog
and got no Prince
that so sad Princess sweet.
But still it quickened 
her palad pulse
and her heart it skipped a beat.

Do not judge,...

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I’m going to turn a new green leaf
No more Ms follow the rules
I’m going to be a woman so naughty
That lights the eyes of guys...

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I had a camel named Kit.
It was smart, but liked to spit.
	I asked for a kiss.
	It gave me a hiss.
It did not want to kiss...

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All I asked for was a platonic kiss
but Cupid, he wanted much more than this
	He said, "Get in the groove
	Show her your best move!
For if...

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I cant help but ask why. 
Why did she become my friend way back in year 12.
She was so funny, and kind, and perfect.
so perfect.
Why...

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mistletoe season ~
	time to pucker up and kiss
		the dung on a stick...

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Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...

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I am silenced by your moaning
I have fallen into the trap of your love in your trap
Because I can't get rid of your tears from...

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Every time we visited Grandma…before she’d ever speak
she’d smile, hug each one of us then plant a kiss upon our cheeks.

And when it was time...

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You
waltz, RIGHT
in.
Such poise.
That sly smile,
defined
chin,
and pair
of bright, blue,
sparkling eyes.
Bedazzled,
my mind,
hides.
Yet you've
seen ME. And...
do greet
me,
with a
KISS.


Date: 03.22.23
Sponsor: Emile Pinet
Contest: Waltz Wave Poetry Contest...

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I get nervous when I'm around you
That's why my eyes scan the room 
Even if its just you and me there
Cause I can't just bring...

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Lip-locked lust.
Bust to bust.
Eye to eye.
Thigh to thigh.

Twice a week.
Cheek to cheek.
Nose to nose.
Toes to toes.

Not a peep.
Sleep to sleep.
Back to back.
Crack to crack....

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