WON TO FREE
I was never mutch good at speling;
I faled evry speling be.
And wen it kame to mathmatiks
You koodn’t kount on me.
I yoost to start of oh kay,
But, arfter won to free,
My mined wood go completely blanc
And ide be all at see
But now I’ve solved my problems;
It’s as easy as ABC.
I have a calculator
And spell check on my PC
26th May 2023
WTF poetry contest
Sponsor - John Lawless
Categories:
kame, math,
Form: Rhyme
Wen dowego afoot tomann
Abode stomen forest cooryin
His bow to grasp for thapas focann
Budnod his color to braainyn.
Wedenod go too faren studid
Tillindigan came wid mortar
Boinkin todew at the corner fugid
Komparidin woo his sidmodar.
But in that it was tomanee solak
Adee toof her kame not widher
And starmin down the lane wid fojak
He bedtrahim to the comin sidher.
Alas, no morin to fogiffen vocit
He studwid hankin headin bowed
Antern to strollen afar in combosit
She tuderist manshe luvon vowed.
Categories:
kame, betrayal, devotion, emotions, feelings,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Did zest for life have a term until dialectal?
What comes before the numeral mystical?
Only God can discern my soul name.
He counts our hair and the sand with kame.
I grasp to worship his name as a young soul.
To be grateful and to sue God for his role.
I was raised to shimmer and shine as a juvenile.
Echoing his faith and leniency and being luminal.
I tried to be aware of the ocean's load.
It had to endure scraping at the sand.
Then spoke something in a hushed tone.
And I knew all that before, from the stone.
When the lights dim owing to the fading sun.
Ideas that once helped now steer you to stun!
When tragedy begins to veer toward standing.
Don't miss that a good mood is all you entail having.
Written: February 09, 2022
Categories:
kame, analogy, appreciation, beauty, character,
Form: Rhyme
Aisle never no watt kame over mi
too sine up four that coarse.
Eye shirley mussed halve lost my scents
oar bin throne off my hoarse.
They said they'd teach mi how two right,
know knead too halve thee blews...
and awl sew how too spell reel good
like own that grate Fochs Gnus.
Aye rote this peace of poet tree
and then wee red it awl allowed.
Then eye ran it threw thee spell Czech;
it was sew rite too dew yew prowed.
They taut mi how two bee a barred;
isle hall it inn two class today.
Aisle halve too take sum English Lit;
eyed knot take it annie other weigh.
Categories:
kame, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Sea the wight-capped waives rolling inn the see;
here the howling wynds, wile I’m standing hear,
whale and forme hi waives. Theirs eh jumping wail-
tale upp inn the ayre! This should make gneiss tail
two tel wen eye get holm. Butt now theirs too
blew wales inn wiaves- there water spouts just blue!
Whether getting worse, kneed two sea weather
it's my thyme too lieve since wynd now blows it’s
grate, whiled sounds awl across the see, witch great
allowed and shriek. Could bee, I’m knot aloud
write hear two stay- dew knot want gnus too right,
“Sum man fell inn the see and payed the some
witch cost his life from storms angry whiled which.”
Week legs mite make mi sync and fall; eh weak
wood pass before they fined mi with eh would
bored inn my grippe from roe boat beet and board
bye waives and whild wynds that kame and flue buy.
Eye no, its thyme too lieve, cum back wen aye
cee com, and eye can stay eh wile two sea
wails jump inn waives without the wynd’s whiled whales.
April 7, 2015
~2nd Place~
Contest: Only Homo’s Allowed
Sponsor: Jerry T. Curtis
Judged: 04/30/2015
(Homophones)
Categories:
kame, imagery, nonsense, word play,
Form: Free verse