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© April 17, 2015

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English Lit

Aisle never no watt kame over mi
too sine up four that coarse.
Eye shirley mussed halve lost my scents
oar bin throne off my hoarse.

They said they'd teach mi how two right,
know knead too halve thee blews...
and awl sew how too spell reel good
like own that grate Fochs Gnus.

Aye rote this peace of poet tree
and then wee red it awl allowed.
Then eye ran it threw thee spell Czech;
it was sew rite too dew yew prowed.

They taut mi how two bee a barred;
isle hall it inn two class today.
Aisle halve too take sum English Lit;
eyed knot take it annie other weigh.
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A   Avatar
March 7, 2016 at 12:13 PM
Congratulations....Linda
Lawless Avatar
March 1, 2016 at 9:54 PM
I sent this to my WITCHESSPELLCHEQUE site...they cackled and tossed it into their cauldron....they weren't "HUKED ON FONIKS". Roy, I had a good laugh with this one....thanks.
Sergi Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 1:34 PM
Hi Roy: A beautiful homophonic poem. I was blown away. You are Great!
Lindley Avatar
April 25, 2015 at 8:14 PM
A joy to read my friend and most creative writing! Sure brought smiles to me today and actually made my Southernslang English look good! lol A7 and
Nunez Avatar
April 24, 2015 at 7:55 PM
LOL! Thanks for the laugh this morning. :) Kim
Das Avatar
April 18, 2015 at 6:17 AM
Superb write. Gets wittier as the lines go by...
Laurie Avatar
April 17, 2015 at 8:53 PM
G'day Roy... I sure had a laugh at this poem of yours Roy. The spell checker on my computer does not agree with Australian English at all. Thanks for the chuckle Roy - Lindsay
Gorelick Avatar
April 17, 2015 at 2:34 PM
Made me laugh..well done. BG
Allison Avatar
April 17, 2015 at 1:47 PM
Brilliant wit for the homophone contest Roy - good luck:-) Hugs jan xx
Brown Avatar
April 17, 2015 at 1:46 PM
nice write roy, LB
Hopper Avatar
April 17, 2015 at 1:42 PM
Lol! Nice, creative write! I enjoyed reading!
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