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Aisle never no watt kame over mi
too sine up four that coarse.
Eye shirley mussed halve lost my scents
oar bin throne off my hoarse.

They said they'd teach mi how two right,
know knead too halve thee blews...
and awl sew how too spell reel good
like own that grate Fochs Gnus.

Aye rote this peace of poet tree
and then wee red it awl allowed.
Then eye ran it threw thee spell Czech;
it was sew rite too dew yew prowed.

They taut mi how two bee a barred;
isle hall it inn two class today.
Aisle halve too take sum English Lit;
eyed knot take it annie other weigh.

© April 17, 2015

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Date: 3/7/2016 12:13:00 PM
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Date: 3/1/2016 9:54:00 PM
I sent this to my WITCHESSPELLCHEQUE site...they cackled and tossed it into their cauldron....they weren't "HUKED ON FONIKS". Roy, I had a good laugh with this one....thanks.
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Date: 4/30/2015 1:34:00 PM
Hi Roy: A beautiful homophonic poem. I was blown away. You are Great!
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Date: 4/25/2015 8:14:00 PM
A joy to read my friend and most creative writing! Sure brought smiles to me today and actually made my Southernslang English look good! lol A7 and
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Date: 4/24/2015 7:55:00 PM
LOL! Thanks for the laugh this morning. :) Kim
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Date: 4/18/2015 6:17:00 AM
Superb write. Gets wittier as the lines go by...
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Date: 4/17/2015 8:53:00 PM
G'day Roy... I sure had a laugh at this poem of yours Roy. The spell checker on my computer does not agree with Australian English at all. Thanks for the chuckle Roy - Lindsay
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Date: 4/17/2015 2:34:00 PM
Made me laugh..well done. BG
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Date: 4/17/2015 1:47:00 PM
Brilliant wit for the homophone contest Roy - good luck:-) Hugs jan xx
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Date: 4/17/2015 1:46:00 PM
nice write roy, LB
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Date: 4/17/2015 1:42:00 PM
Lol! Nice, creative write! I enjoyed reading!
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