Funny Jewish Poems
These Funny Jewish poems are examples of Jewish poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Jewish Funny poems written by international poets.
Your Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David RothchildYour Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild
Your Heart
I want it back
It was always my fervent passionate art
To draw out your laughter, smiles,...
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jewish, care, funny love, i
A Tale of Kosher Shrimp
Hymie Frankel sat in a restaurant
in the courtyard of a mall
Hymie was aware for sure
that the fare wasn’t kosher at...
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Categories:
food, funny, jewish,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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jewish, 12th grade, character, hope,
FearFear
It is a very small demon.
It is a tiny monster,
that never stops chewing on;
anything it can get.
It is the one that hides,...
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jewish, angel, bible, creation, inspiration,
CyrusCyrus...
President of the country,
not like any that came before.
Or... Like any that will follow.
Standing in the gap between the flood,
and the...
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Categories:
jewish, allah, america, atheist, chanukah,
The Storm of AgesThe Storm of Ages
I was given a taste of something... sweet.
Innocence reborn a new,
I... am... born... again.
While some celebrate,
others cringe and...
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jewish, allah, america, angel, fate,
Planning BetterPlanning Better
The goal line is high,
and it will take most of my life,
to climb to the top.
That is okay,
as an objective...
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jewish, allah, america, grave, growing
When Freedom Grows ColdWhen Freedom Grows Cold
(not a nice poem)
One day the dogs will not bark.
I/we will not be ready,
as they will have failed...
to do all...
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jewish, allah, arabic, atheist, grandparents,
BethlehemBethlehem
The tiny town was busy,
as it was that time of year...
the census,
the government of Rome.
Reaching into the lives of the people,
ruled...
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jewish, allah, atheist, bible, christmas,
Holiday RushHoliday Rush
I am so tired,
I can not think clearly.
I have had too much coffee,
and of course...
too little sleep.
That goes with the...
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Categories:
jewish, adventure, christmas, depression, home,
You LieYou Lie
No.
I tell you what you want to hear.
Sometimes when I do not,
mostly when I do not,
always when I do not,
you...
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jewish, addiction, allah, autumn, bible,
Bound by the UnseenBound by the Unseen
Straps, and wire,
cutting ropes…
that make you bleed.
Not that anyone can see,
but they are there.
We all have them.
Some...
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jewish, allah, america, atheist, internet,
Dead Man's ShoesDead Man’s Shoes
They were leather.
Black, brown, and green.
He wore the best,
as his feet were his weakness.
He had strong arms,
strong legs,...
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jewish, allah, america, angel, atheist,
Last MinuteLast Minute
The old lady went to the thrift store.
She found the row of coats,
and looked for just the right tags.
The color of...
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Categories:
jewish, beautiful, cancer, christmas, forgiveness,
Holy NightHoly Night
My dearest friend,
I know we believe in the same God.
He loves you, and your family.
He loves me and mine.
Let us...
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jewish, allah, angel, children, christian,