Funny Jewish Poems

I was new at the Jewish senior home
In the center garden I saw old man read a tome
I asked his name, to start a conversation,...

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Your Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild

Your Heart
I want it back
It was always my fervent passionate art
To draw out your laughter, smiles,...

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Hymie Frankel sat in a restaurant
   in the courtyard of a mall
Hymie was aware for sure
  that the fare wasn’t kosher at...

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When Freedom Grows Cold
(not a nice poem)

One day the dogs will not bark. 
I/we will not be ready, 
as they will have failed...
to do all...

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The First Lady

Classy. 
Yes she is.
Breathtaking too. 
No question. 
Powerful, intelligent, smart, funny, and more.
Everything we could ask for.

Speaks several languages, 
Knows how to dress.
Represents...

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SIBLING RIVALRY BETWEEN THE CHILDREN OF ABRAHAM

For thousands of years animosity has existed between the Arabs and the Jews, we know this, but what is...

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Monoah had a wife,
 who was barren most her life.
An angel came and whispered in her ear,
 you'll have a son and hold him dear.

Now...

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Racial slurs fly in Michigan like footballs. 
I'm not supposed to point the finger at white women,
but white women who enjoy NASCAR, and mass 
quantities...

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There is a disturbing discrepancy
Between mortals and the spirit world,
Such as the eternal salvation of man
From the curse of sin and its hold.

The paradox of...

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A duet (Palestine & Israel) in the style and melody of Home On The Range
a humorous satire in song parody of over 4,000 years of...

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This man in Brooklyn named Isadore,
some big sandwiches he would adore.
Corned beef and pastrami,
and kosher salami.
He can’t fit in his clothes anymore.


Who says a limerick...

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