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Jerks Poems - Poems about Jerks


Orwellian Rise
We live in a world where world leaders do what they want Shoving nationalism down our throats here there and everywhere From Putin the Dog’s Neo Soviet adventures in Ukraine and Syria To President Trumpton’s use of American weapons like toys Via England and Wales kissing goodbye to Europe in Brexit There is misplaced national pride everywhere Including Turkey’s Erdogan the...

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Categories: jerks, abuse, humanity, parody, political,
Form: Verse
Premium Member To the Jerks Who Helped My Puberty Along
With glasses now I'm "four-eyes?" (Yes, I'm skinny. Yes, I'm plain.) But it baffles me you noticed since you haven't got a brain. My skin's so white! No kidding? Well, in the summer I'm bright red! You too were born my color and you'll be it when you're dead. I'm frigid and unloving ‘cause I...

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Categories: jerks, youth,
Form: Rhyme



Trump In Wrong Way Jerks Us
Trump In Wrong Way Jerks Us Never random and he does things on purpose, Just like they would do in a three ring circus; Audacious animal riding; With Republicans siding, While wrong way Trump always does jerk us. Jim Horn...

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Categories: jerks, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Jerks of Jealousy
JERKS OF JEALOUSY Two thick n' lovely friends, friends forever type Ugly poverty had its brutal curse on both of them Thick n' thin of life, equally did they share... Both good at sports, budding athletes of their locality New contest announced, In prize-trophy, sports shoe ! Both took up challenge, preparation on in full-swing... Motivation n' moral boost-up, coach...

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Categories: jerks, anger, art, best friend,
Form: Free verse
Another One Jerks Him Off
*to be sung to the tune of Queen’s decadent song, “Another One Bites The Dust” Barack makes his way into the room to speak to AIPAC in DC pandering to every one that he can offering jokes & smiles (hee hee) are we happy? are we psyched to die? have we all got down on our knees, give a handjob...

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Categories: jerks, life, perspective,
Form: Free verse



Jerks and Bitches
THey make you think they're your friends They hang out with you Tell you everything You tell them everything But once you say or write something They go to conclusions Thinking you love him But you only like him as a friend They try to embarrass you They try to make you guys closer But they just hurt you Hurt you so much You're more hurt than...

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Categories: jerks, friendship, life,
Form: Free verse
Jerks
Jerks are so abundant, like thorns on a cactus, thriving in any climate, bleeding one dry, destroying as they exist, no dreams to reach for, too lazy to want more, too lazy to help others, too selfish to love, too mean to care, lying in their self pity, taking ones spirit, trying to control, destined to be alone....

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Categories: jerks, depression, time,
Form: Narrative

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