Jerks Poems

Orwellian Rise

We live in a world where world leaders do what they want
Shoving nationalism down our throats here there and everywhere
From Putin the Dog’s Neo Soviet adventures in Ukraine and Syria

To President Trumpton’s use of American weapons like toys
Via England and Wales kissing goodbye to Europe in Brexit
There is misplaced national pride everywhere

Including Turkey’s Erdogan the

Categories: jerks, abuse, humanity, parody, political,
Form: Verse

To the Jerks Who Helped My Puberty Along

With glasses now I'm "four-eyes?"  (Yes, I'm skinny.  Yes, I'm plain.)
But it baffles me you noticed since you haven't got a brain.
My skin's so white!  No kidding?  Well, in the summer I'm bright red!
You too were born my color and you'll be it when you're dead.
I'm frigid and unloving ‘cause I

Categories: jerks, youth,
Form: Rhyme

Trump In Wrong Way Jerks Us

Trump In Wrong Way Jerks Us

Never random and he does things on purpose,
Just like they would do in  a three ring circus;
Audacious animal riding;
With Republicans siding,
While wrong way Trump  always does jerk us.

Jim Horn

Categories: jerks, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Jerks of Jealousy

JERKS OF JEALOUSY


Two thick n' lovely friends, friends forever type
Ugly poverty had its brutal curse on both of them
Thick n' thin of life,  equally did they share...
Both good at sports, budding athletes of their locality
New contest announced, In prize-trophy, sports shoe !
Both took up challenge, preparation on in full-swing...
Motivation n' moral  boost-up, coach

Categories: jerks, anger, art, best friend,
Form: Free verse

Another One Jerks Him Off

*to be sung to the tune of Queen’s decadent song, 
“Another One Bites The Dust”

Barack makes his way into the room
to speak to AIPAC in DC
pandering to every one that he can 
offering jokes & smiles (hee hee)
are we happy?  are we psyched to die?
have we all got down on our knees,
give a handjob

Categories: jerks, life, perspective,
Form: Free verse

Jerks and Bitches

THey make you think they're your friends
They hang out with you
Tell you everything
You tell them everything
But once you say or write something
They go to conclusions
Thinking you love him
But you only like him as a friend
They try to embarrass you
They try to make you guys closer
But they just hurt you
Hurt you so much
You're more hurt than

Categories: jerks, friendship, life,
Form: Free verse

Jerks

Jerks are so abundant,
like thorns on a cactus,
thriving in any climate,
bleeding one dry,
destroying as they exist,
no dreams to reach for,
too lazy to want more,
too lazy to help others,
too selfish to love,
too mean to care,
lying in their self pity,
taking ones spirit,
trying to control,
destined to be alone.

Categories: jerks, depression, time,
Form: Narrative