Jenner Poems - Poems about Jenner

The bones of a forest are stripped clean by the ocean and strewn on her shores. The sun-bleached wooden cemetery leaves a somber impression on the morning scavenger of shells, who meanders in the gray mist of a fall morning dawn. He is lulled by the hush of the fog and the rolling waves...

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'TWAS 4PM yesterday, my daughter called and shouted. "Did you feel the earthquake, Mom?" Oddly, I did not, though we live near each other. Last night there were forty aftershocks. I felt so cheated somehow and I pouted. Life must need a spark when a earthquake you must feel! Perhaps become a man, like Caitlyn Jenner, would be more fun. Wear...

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Bruce Jenner, Wheaties Winner Can you imagine Bruce Jenner being a Wheaties winner Becoming a women wanting to be much thinner With quite a fine, attractive, adorable face Wearing dress, high heels and blouse with lace. What is world turning these confusing days All of the many surprising ways of seeking praise For child what kind of example is this setting Trying...

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Have you ever dreamt of being a reigning queen But then you woke up to find You were the same loveable dude you've always been Generous, charming and kind Well it has happened to me quite recently Got hemmoroids sitting on the throne So I sits me down quite gingerly but it still hurts quite a bit That's not thunder you hear,...

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What reality has done to Bruce Jenner, once on top, an Olympic gold winner. Although he still has his gold, he’s now on the bottom doing as told!...

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