'TWAS 4PM yesterday, my daughter called and shouted.
"Did you feel the earthquake, Mom?"
Oddly, I did not, though we live near each other.
Last night there were forty aftershocks.
I felt so cheated somehow and I pouted.
Life must need a spark when a earthquake you must feel!
Perhaps become a man, like Caitlyn Jenner, would be more fun.
Wear lovely dresses and my hair in a man-bun?
Oops, cannot do that either?
The Woke-Parol demanded I may not call it that!!
I have the perfect answer.. Binary-Bun!!
Perfect for summer, as I race for Governor of California.
As my faithful followers, cheer me on!
In this most auspicious, political race.
Come on down, if you can you keep pace!!
7/9/2021
Caitlyn Jenner...running to unseat Gavin Newsom,
Known as "Lockdown Louie!"
Categories:
jenner, america, funny, gender, humorous,
Form: Verse
Bruce Jenner, Wheaties Winner
Can you imagine Bruce Jenner being a Wheaties winner
Becoming a women wanting to be much thinner
With quite a fine, attractive, adorable face
Wearing dress, high heels and blouse with lace.
What is world turning these confusing days
All of the many surprising ways of seeking praise
For child what kind of example is this setting
Trying to determine sex and fooling around and fretting.
Same sexes to each other now may be married to
A popular past time in church is becoming true
So what if Adam and Eve had both been gay?
None of us never ever would be here today.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
So if you are a man who changes sexes, you get
to ride around in $180,000 Porsche not a Lexus.
You might even have your own Television show
Because of the influential people that you know.
Will he even start his/her own religion Us weird
Episcopalians do accept same sex marriages and
have female priests and deacons. How about you?
PS needs a gay category I am beginning to believe.
Categories:
jenner, allegory, analogy,
Form: Couplet
Have you ever dreamt of being a reigning queen
But then you woke up to find
You were the same loveable dude you've always been
Generous, charming and kind
Well it has happened to me quite recently
Got hemmoroids sitting on the throne
So I sits me down quite gingerly but it still hurts quite a bit
That's not thunder you hear, it's my groans
Never would have believed it was even at all possible
Me being a muscle bound dude
But if Bruce Jenner can suddenly become Caitlyn Jenner
Being Jacquelyn, ain't so absurd
Think I'll just stay male in the few years I have left
It's worked for me up until now
Been a raging bull through my incredibly long life
How does one become a cow
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
jenner, humor,
Form: Quatrain
What reality has done to Bruce Jenner,
once on top, an Olympic gold winner.
Although he still has his gold,
he’s now on the bottom doing as told!
Categories:
jenner, funny,
Form: Clerihew