Jehoshaphat, Jehoshaphat
had a brutal spat
with a rival cat
for the love of a feline queen.
Those cats would rumble.
They would claw and tumble.
Jehoshaphat through the tussle
showed he had a lot of muscle.
The other cat with deep scratches would be seen.
Categories:
jehoshaphat, cat, war,
Form: Rhyme
we found it uncomfortable
to hear him rant.
we found it less considering to
try to understand his logic
his disposition
and even his words.
" YOU HAVE A FAMILY
I THINK YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
I DON'T LIKE YOU
AND YOUR BUSINESS IS MY BUSINESS
AND WHAT BRINGS US TOGETHER
IS THAT YOUR RESEARCH IS FOR ME: ( PAUSING TO LAUGH)
YOUR WORK SHALL BE MINE
ALL YOUR LABORS ARE IN VAIN,
SEE YOU MAY BE WEALTHY, BUT I'M THE BOSS
YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS, AND EVERY THING WILL BE FINE,
CALL IT BULLYING: OR A MEASURE OF DISCONTENT
WHAT LACKS EMOTION OFTEN BRINGS PEOPLE TO BE LESS
CONSIDERATE, YOU WEALTHY PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND
YOU CAN' AFFORD NOT TO GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO DO WHAT I SAY
I'M THE FREAKIN BOSS HERE!"
IT TOOK EIGHT MEN IN TUXEDO'S TO GET THIS MAN OUT OF THE
BANQUET HALL.
WE WERE HAVING A GREAT TIME DANCING AND SHARING THYMES TOGETHER AND
THIS JERK CAME IN DEMANDING THE PLANS AND THE CASH FROM
MR. JEHOSHAPHAT, HE LOOKED SCARED AND COWARD DOWN TO HIM
UNTIL MY HUSBAND TOOK THE SITUATION AND BOUGHT A LEVEL OF DIGITY TO THIS CARTOONISH JERK!
Categories:
jehoshaphat, anti bullying,
Form: Imagism
Jobless Jack, a real jerk, dances a jig,
He juggles, smuggles jewels in backpacks,
jawbreakers, jump ropes, jelly rolls and crack.
~~Jig be up, Jack'll jiggle in the brig.~~
Junk jingles and jangles, squeals like a pig
jerked and jacked from joints on his pickup routes.
Amid crates of jackets, jeans, and jump suits,
Jobless Jack, a real jerk, dances a jig,
Jack jimmied the Jaguar trunk of some prig;
now Judge Judy’s searching Jack's jalopy.
“Jumping Jehoshaphat, what’s this jersey?"
~~Jig be up, Jack'll jiggle in the brig.~~
Jobless Jack, a real jerk, dances a jig,
her missing jersey was what the judge found.
~~Jig be up, Jack'll jiggle in the brig.~
written 1/31/2018
a villonet
Sponsor Constance La France
Contest Name ''J'' Contest, New or Old
Categories:
jehoshaphat, 11th grade, drug, jobs,
Form: Alliteration
Eureka! I think I have found the meaning!
Thank God! Because it's so late in the evening
Criminy! I just forgot what I was thinking
Odds and Bodkins! If I only had an inkling
Holy Cow! What an awesome revelation!
After so much prayer and supplication
Jumping Jehoshaphat! It's gone again
I was almost enlightened; about to transcend
Damn this transitory satori, damn this fleeting glance
Arms akimbo while I stand in reverie and trance
I can't grasp it long enough for it to take hold
Manifold instances and myriad thresholds
Gazing into the ether and staring into quintessence
The Prototype welcomes me into The Presence
There is a radiance I can't see the start or the end of
The only thing said to me was a transmogrifying "Love."
Categories:
jehoshaphat, blessing, desire, dream, endurance,
Form: Rhyme
Presume Another Period
Republicans and period of time provoking
Jumping Jehoshaphat you gotta be joking
Always know when a woman will have one
Trump is glad when she is over and done.
Erogenous Trump is being energetic
Thinking women will only be copacetic
To him what about women is the best
His has been hard while hers is to digest.
No matter what Trump does or which way
There will be a period of total dismay
Though his hair is known to be receding
Would rather do that then to be bleeding.
After delinquent date we were to compile
Trump did go through a period of denial
With you, another thing we should share
Look at his little hands with lovely hair.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Pathetic Poet
Categories:
jehoshaphat, humorous,
Form: Couplet