Funny Italian Sonnet Poems

A port in Italy

Livorno was a dark town with sparse light that appeared Russian
at an open place with many trucks and many women milling about
I...

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Oh hearken to me Destroyer of Poets
With heart in hand I declare my feelings
Without pretentiousness humbly kneeling
Thou art the greatest and now I show it
In...

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When I was young, I had a great disdain
for Campell's nasty soup named Alphabet.
One Saturday it was our mother's threat
we had to eat it up...

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Attention, attention! Paging Dr. Death
Your appointments here may I send them in
Go on you will see the sign it reads “fin”
Please, all the way down...

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C  Candice, I know that you are Sweet,
A  Adventurous, Funny, and Smart,
N  Never afraid to play your part,
D  Down for whoever...

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The Sonnet Man really needs a side kick,
But not a side kick that wants to fight crime.
I need one to come in at the right...

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Poor William turns and moans within his grave:
Within a phrase, one simple turn can bind
the most creative stirrings of the mind
and poet to cliché becomes...

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