A Sidekick For the Sonnet Man

The Sonnet Man really needs a side kick, But not a side kick that wants to fight crime. I need one to come in at the right time, And shatter things like a very wide brick. Just like a witch, who knows how to ride sticks, I need a chick who knows how to write slime, Not expecting to get paid a bright dime, Like someone who wants to be my pride pick. I need a side kick who can kick some butt, Or at least can kick up a little ink. One who is not afraid, no matter what, Of what anyone could possibly think. One with words that will hit you in the gut, Before you are even able to blink.