Allah Italian Sonnet Poems

I, much like the text of this poem
Try desperately to escape the boxes I am forced into
"; DROP TABLE poems;...

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I cant remember the lyrics but it goes something like
Voooooooofoooooodooooohoooo
luduguhudumudusee
leeboodeelobungoly
then some lyrics about a girl
then the guitar goes
(ba ba ba papapapa
baaa babababa baaaa babababa
papapaaaaaaadadadaeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
then there's...

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Florida Evans
Ethel Mertz
Theodore Huxtable
Michael Scott
Mary Albright
Bob Vance 
Dr. Johnny Fever
George Jefferson
Esther Anderson
Mayor Quimby
J.J. Evans 
Lily Aldrin
Lisa Douglas
Gloria Stivic
Uncle Fester
Oliver Wendell Douglas
Arnold Ziffel
Archie Bunker
Gomez Addams
Baldrick
Gomer Pyle
Lord...

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Caviar for dinner, hotdogs for lunch
Sit back, smoke some weed and eat Captain Crunch....

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Our love is like a pilot light
Burning long, burning bright
But if that light beomes erratic 
And gas leaks out into my attic
The compresser on my...

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I'm a mind raper
I'm a fine rapper
You'd better stay out of my way
Cause my nine's always strapped
Even on laundry day
Got my glock tucked in my...

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I got a bad case of the avian flu
It's a bad case and the prescription is you
There's a bird out there that's gotten me
That writes...

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Poems are pointless
Poets are dense
To filter expression
Through  meaningless lens
If I'm feeling sad
Yet tell you I'm blue
Do my words really have
a deeper meaning to you
Blue...

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I've got a lot of hoes
I've got a lot of bros
I've got a lot of dough
And I've got a lot of blow
But I've got a...

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I'm a laid back dope-*ss pipe hitting n*gg*r
You're a laid off broke-*ss wife hitting hipster...

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I've got exes of both sexes but what vexes and perplexes me when i'm riding in my Lexus and I get to feelin reckless is...

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Bobby is an amputee
He's got no elbows got no knees
But Bobby moves- to some degree
When Bobby bobs across the sea...

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