Funny Irony Poems

The despicable fly thinks he is tall
Because he landed so high on the wall
But I’m about to show him just how small
He truly is when...

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Here comes a generation of substance.
Trouble lies, her name is Constance
Future of tomorrow caught with substance
Imagine Janet, Judith, Tiktok for instance.

Looking Hot another name for...

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I have lost my spectacles
I can't read or write without them
I search my table, drawers, bed and selves 
I am totally helpless and at a...

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Cancel culture is here, with fierce debate.
Where a tweet from your past can seal your fate.
Some seeking forgiveness, with no chance to explain.
While others are...

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I'm a pro-cyclist, and I despise people with flab
So it hurts that my folks don't walk, they'd rather take a cab.
I describe my races at...

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Funny

Pride
 is the
Punchline
 to the
 
Joke 
 That 
  You
   Are.

-Gray Squirrel

03-26-2024...

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A bouquet of shamrocks glisten,
they call magick;
Under a rainbow they sprout high;
This sky? Classic;

Golden sunshine adds to the glow,
What a vision;
Leprechaun’s pot hidden details,
mischief hails...

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Fingertips click a
desperate breakbeat
as eyes glaze over
in blue light baptism
please overwhelm me

Binary jungle,
you glowing cesspit
through the clipping
curtain echoes a choir
of post-post ironic
agoraphobics. 

Dopamine is a...

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Rants do not make great songs
Rosanne Barr I am sorry to say
not so great in a thong
when you sell no tickets
you have no show

Unless you...

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There on to you!!!
Your idiot brother
Hovered over a Starbucks,
Your sister was seen
Cruising Rodeo Drive.
And Uncle Henry
Got hold of a bottle
George W. Dickle
Tennessee Sippin’ Whiskey
…and you...

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Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The...

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You can’t understand how that sounds.
You laugh, but you look like clowns.
Don’t repeat the joke. Don’t assail
my ears with what you would call a humorous...

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Within me,
Strength.
I feel it now.

How wonderful.

I feel its potential.
Driving me
To better myself.

How funny.

That this should come,
Shortly after
The trigger....

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" Intelligent people learn to make strong friendship with the most criticized person in the community"
Quote by poet. 

Zero has value than Empty
In mathematical contest...

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and all of a sudden
time stood still
as if to laugh at me



AP: Honorable Mention 2023

Submitted on April 11, 2023 for contest SIMPLY POETRY 2 sponsored...

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