Food Irony Poems

   Too stoned to care
     wild eyes and hair
   My friend and I dare
   ...

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   Laying the ground in Gaza
     for a humanitarian pier 
   attacked by terrorist explosives today
 ...

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Let’s have an election
Mr Putin bravely said
Sadly any opponents 
Seem to end up dead.
I want a democracy
Yet I’m accused of lying
But how can I help...

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Speeding away in a rocket to Mars to start a colony
The astronaut feels his body is at rest, indeed
But in space, there is no reference...

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Grimm's Fairy Tale:
Cat and Mouse in Partnership

Summary: 

A cat befriends a mouse and is so persuasive about her fondness for the smaller animal that the...

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Under the sun and moon, flawed men linger in the cold 
Who in the mist of darkness, cut and rip apart trees eons old 
While...

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Have we become mindless shoppers
Arriving home
Wondering
“what’s in that bag”

Pushing the “reorder” button
On a “saved” grocery list
Waiting for a “text”
To verify your existence.

The “nutrition” police
Have scanned...

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Walking through the streets of downtown, I find there’s something—Or someone,
following my steps
like a nagging fly, always around the corner, just out of reach
Can’t seem...

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When you force to swallow 
Some contaminated food, 
You putting yourself at big 
Risk and you will blame
Innocent people 
In the future. 

Unswallowed food pushing...

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Good morrow merry citizens
Here’s another Brexit gain
We may have our country back
But we can’t go live in Spain.
Record numbers now
Are all giving thanks
For the almost...

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Its the working classes prolific breedin’
That ends up with their needin’
Handouts when Trident needs replacin’
Buck house needs renovatin’
Royal weddin’ funds need allocatin’
Brexit needs payin’ for
And...

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When I was in Bangkok 
Drinking a can Coke 
While the Cock 
Crowing loudly 
,"Cock -  ricok" 

It reminded me about Peter 
When he  denied ...

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He did his hash slinger training
Then with a couple of his mates
Set up this high class restaurant 
Where they didn’t bother with plates,
Just bits of...

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Sugar daddy says,” 
So gorgeousness like my last daughter
And my first granddaughter. 
My wife complains daily but she is bulkiness.

Shame does not swill out, 
I...

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The feeling is neutral if not numb;
to the fact that most dogs are now rather dumb.
They waddle and limp to whoever has food,
regardless of thought...

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