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Cat Irony Poems

These Cat Irony poems are examples of Irony poems about Cat. These are the best examples of Irony Cat poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon--had no fiddle,

The little dog laughed, got smashed as a Poodle,
the cow laughed...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fantasy, humor, imagery, irony,



Premium Member CAGE RAGE
That conniving bird Tweety Pie
Hoodwinked me and told me a lie
Said I’d take centre stage
If I crept in his cage
Imprisoned, I’m here till I die!
...

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Categories: bird, cat, irony,

Premium Member Cat and Mouse
Grimm's Fairy Tale:
Cat and Mouse in Partnership

Summary: 

A cat befriends a mouse and is so persuasive about her fondness for the smaller animal that the...

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Categories: irony, animal, cat, children, fairy,

Premium Member The Fugitive
The clear blue sky above me
Needs a shadow on the run
To hide a weary fugitive
Before the setting sun

The desert plain is endless
And my boots are...

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Categories: irony, anxiety, how i feel,

Premium Member Last Caw
The cat was accused of a murder of crows.

John G. Lawless
©2/17/2023...

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Categories: irony,



Premium Member Charlotte
Charlotte was never really enamoured with her mother. 

 So, when the news that she had been bludgeoned 17 times with a baseball bat didn't...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, humorous, irony, murder,

Premium Member Ouch
OUCH

A black cat crossed my path as I walked under a ladder on Friday the 13th.

John G. Lawless
©1/13/2023...

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Categories: irony,

Expert Hunter
The expert hunter doesn't cling.
Not having a dog, he hunts with
his cat... not having a cat,
he hunts with his duck, without
duck hunting with mouse...
- mouse...?
-...

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Categories: irony, adventure, allegory, fantasy, funny,

For the Love of Cats
…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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Categories: irony, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,

Smooth As Key-Lime Pie
Rainbow Surplus suppressing it’s limelight on the wonders of thy guillotine. Eat a planet with betadine. Horoscopes orders. The empire shines bright on double d’s....

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© Mr Pickles  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: irony, cat, child abuse, conflict,

Popular Culture
Silence is not the finale of the conversation,
 glowworm is bush lux,
chicken is not made of egg,
the desire comes from the vision
at least for the...

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Categories: irony, allegory, allusion, appreciation, funny,

Curiosity Killed the Cat
My cat never cared, 
was never bothered, never scared. 
Till that is, when one day, 
beside the cats litter tray, 
another bowl lay beside, 
In...

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Categories: animal, betrayal, irony, pets,

Premium Member Forget Me Knots
Never pass a kid’s Kool Aid stand

Whenever possible pet a dog

Believe that if babies could talk
they’d tell us all to shut up

Stop talking to the...

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Categories: humor, irony, life,

Premium Member Cat Glance
I rarely look at the cat,
 she has such disdain for me.

 It is only that
 we can have no pet-agree.

 A beautiful coat 
...

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Categories: animal, cat, irony, word

Paradisaical Paradox
The vast wonders of the celestial body, 
 the weightless islands that travel around ethereality. 
It carries mysteries that waltz within revelations and lay beyond...

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Categories: art, deep, irony, sad,


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