Infomercial Poems - Poems about Infomercial

...Coffee at 3 a.m. But why? To dunk the cookies. Are you sleeping? Are you on your meds? This is irritating. Shut up! Loud stupid infomercial woke me up. Slicing. Dicing. Chop. Chop. Best ......Read the rest...

...i am way too hyped to think i see it and i am entranced it is not an infomercial it is not an advertisement it is not even the wettest of dreams it is the real thing....right in front of my eyes......Read the rest...

... A Satire on Commercials I Don’t Need It But Gimme Two Written: by Miracle Man 8/2/2017 Commercials are filled with lots of untruths and ploys, Using scantily dressed women oozing......Read the rest...

...I HAVE FOUND WHAT I REALLY BELIEVE Now can we make love on the ground? The infomercial is talking about sex and medicine. If I can’t get it up I don’t want it. I’m born to be bad......Read the rest...

...I’m much too tired To get up And change the channel And though this infomercial Isn’t something I really want to watch It fills in the time I guess I’m too lazy And too damned broke ......Read the rest...

...let's be honest for a minute. Everyone loves to eat! but Noone wants to have to chew. well, Now there's a solution! the All New, Waft & Hieken FOOD WARBLER! are you: tired of your jaw being......Read the rest...

...The road map to the mouse trap Worst sells pitch ever for care ......Read the rest...

...written in memory of Jack Kerouac in a caffeine frenzy ...pipes /jugs /pipes /hallucinating te deum for blessed freaks and smoking stale, dry cigarette tobacco (wrong thing) in a ......Read the rest...