Impaler Poems


Premium MemberValid, the Impaler

pale people
paling comparisons
heads on takes
lives at stake


*paling- a fence made from pointed wooden or metal stakes
             a stake used in paling


6/21/2020
Categories: impaler, political, race,
Form: Light Verse

Premium MemberImpaler

stabbed onto a thorn
a shrike holds a prey in place
     now that's gotta hurt




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Date written and posted: 06/18/2019
Categories: impaler, bird, imagery, nature,
Form: Haiku


Premium MemberVlad the Impaler

VLAD THE IMPALER

Aren’t you “Vlad” to see me?
He bares his Transylvania teeth.
“Impaler” and of the “Order of the Dragon”
That devil, Dracula’s out for blood.

6/16/2017
Categories: impaler, dark,
Form: Clerihew

Vlad the Impaler

There was a man;
Whose lived by the mountains for ages.
He was; but to be seen,
Or heard.

He was; truly bizarre,
With no lads by his side,
He lived in the castle;
Of Romania of Britzsit.

When the wolves cried in horror;
When the mountains stood still;
There he was; looking at the moon,
While dine in the blood of daughter of Khalil.

Such sad, sad tragedy indeed,
Of when people in England came
To visit,
He'd waited anxiously;
For his dreams had fulfilled.

Blood-lusted,
Mind-infested,
Sane-filtered,
People-affrighted ,
Bodies-attracted,
Moon-lighted,
And self-powered. 

Arose from the dead;
Came the fellow named Vlad,
Whose souls mined in Romania,
Then he alone be named Dracula.
Categories: impaler, books, character, death, life,
Form: Classicism

Playing the Game, the Early Years - For Hillary Clinton and Vlad the Impaler Aka Putin

Playing the Game, The Early Years
For Hillary (Clinton) and Vlad The Impaler
AKA Putin

In the early years, they were together so much
I thought they were sh*gging
Perhaps Hillary thought her day had come 
And it was she who could now do the bragging

“Bill you’re an amateur, a pussy, a jerk 
I told you your arrangement with that cheap intern wouldn’t work 
But look at me now no pearls, short hair and a power suit
By the way Vlad, he says you’re a total fruit”

“You’re old and tired and you have white hair
But I go to the Kremlin 
To f*ck the Emperor of Russia in the bare 
He even buys me expensive underwear” 

But in the world of Putin nothing is what is seems 
We will never really know what is going on until he leaves 
But why did she make him seem all shiny, legitimate and new
Because Hillary has helped Putin to f*ck both her and all of us too.

Cheers Hil....
Categories: impaler, humorous, satire,
Form: Limerick


The Impaler

The Wallachian fields of yore,
had such a prestigious decor. 
Hanging corpses with his skill,
thirsting only for bloody thrill.

Crucifixes near a soulless heart,
fields of bodies displaying art.
Scorching the earth each crusade,
Islam cursing his torturous blade.

Cordial visits of clueless guests,
sharing ideas with the noblesse.
Later slicing their fattened sacks,
sharpening his broad stone axe.

There were nights never spoken,
gnashing teeth and bones broken.
Feeding more on their inscrutability, 
severing limbs of purest nobility.

Rape and murder never repelled,
absolute grandeur from titles held.
Blackness ruled his ruthless mind,
the reaper unleashed on mankind.

Tyrant of destruction resting nigh, 
earth consuming the hellish sky.
Blissful irony that never failed,
Vlad the impaler forever impaled.
Categories: impaler,
Form: I do not know?
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