Turtles and Iguanas
Turtles and iguanas do not eat meat.
Beef and chicken to them is not tasty or sweet.
They go for bugs and tiny plants that are green.
If you do not believe me, here is my cousin, Big Dean.
Big Dean is an expert. He is married to a turtle gal.
Broccoli, plants, lettuce and flies satisfy his wife, Miss
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Categories:
iguanas, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Raining Iguanas
It’s raining iguanas;
They’re falling from trees.
So strap on the headgear,
‘Cuz it’s fixing to freeze.
Next week, there’s a blizzard;
There’s already talk.
They’re expecting gators,
But that’s just a croc.
If turtles get added
To this wintry mix,
You’d best watch those bones,
They’ll be snapping like sticks!
Barometer’s falling;
Call the doc, goodness sakes!
I’m getting quite anxious
Just thinking of snakes.
I might have to blue
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Categories:
iguanas, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Iguanas
Funny thing happened on my way to the sauna
Met a strange-looking man carrying an iguana
Perhaps a family pet
Not many friends I'll bet
Iguanas have the ability to cause a trauma
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Categories:
iguanas, animal, pets,
Form: Limerick
One-Eyed Iguanas
I once met some natives from Bahamas
Both men had the same size BIG iguanas
I was embarrassed - to say
I felt very SMALL - that day
When I saw them pop out their pajamas
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Categories:
iguanas, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Iguanas On the Prowl
Reptilian creatures defy grace
Suzanne has eighty visiting her place
She could not leave her home
There was no room to roam
Confined – until a gator cleared space
*Entry for Nate’s Limerick contest
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Categories:
iguanas, animals, funny,
Form: Limerick