Iguanas Poems - Poems about Iguanas

...I clasp my hands upon the cheeks of a sinful man's cheeks defenestrate him as he flies in the sky away from the house he was cast out of only for me to feel dysentery my belly opens up. From the pro......Read the rest...

... A Florida man in the ‘burbs has BnB plans that perturb. His neighbors don’t wanna see more wild iguanas; how’s a lizard to get him some herb? ---------- A man in Florida ......Read the rest...

...Turtles and iguanas do not eat meat. Beef and chicken to them is not tasty or sweet. They go for bugs and tiny plants that are green. If you do not believe me, here is my cousin, Big Dean. Big De......Read the rest...

...she is running down the staircase que pasa, que pasa, echoes before her i am on the front balcony watching the butterflies wander from one miniature rose to the next having my third cup of coffe......Read the rest...

...Antisocial anacondas don't associate in numbers; Bears and beavers don't become the best of friends. Civet cats catch rats, so is it any wonder On doleful dingoes dire dilemmas do descend? Effete......Read the rest...

...i become lost in these lazy days the ones i have learned to allow sitting here on the balcony watching the frigates glide to Bolero below a content ocean, empty beach my attention was broken by ......Read the rest...

...I suffered a terrible drama Got hit by a frozen iguana It fell out of a tree And landed on me I’m hospitalised with the trauma! Inspired by a sweet friend who had read a news artic......Read the rest...

...It’s raining iguanas; They’re falling from trees. So strap on the headgear, ‘Cuz it’s fixing to freeze. Next week, there’s a blizzard; There’s already talk. They’re expecting gators, But tha......Read the rest...

...I walked into a pet shop on a rainy afternoon and spotted - on a sign - the following words: “Dogs and cats of every breed on sale through Monday night. We also carry turtles, fish, and birds, Ge......Read the rest...

...Amazing antiquated alluring alligators Bending ballistic beyond belief barbells Crushing curious crimson crucial crocodiles Delighting dark dank daring darling dwarfs Enormously elongated elves e......Read the rest...

...Never thought I'd be cheering for an iguana but I did Snakes on Madagascar don't play fair, they're hypocrites Look cute, by crikey But really, gorblimey Ain't the nicest of serpents, eat......Read the rest...

...For my son and his kids, it’s tomatoes, The cherry-type, planted from seed, While my friend on the upper west side filled some pots With more herbs than she ever will need. A dear friend who re......Read the rest...

...Iguanas are falling from trees in Florida due to the cold weather. They are not dead, just very cold and they become immobile. I got this title from one television personality who called ......Read the rest...

...Funny thing happened on my way to the sauna Met a strange-looking man carrying an iguana Perhaps a family pet Not many friends I'll bet Iguanas have the ability to cause a trauma......Read the rest...

...I once met some natives from Bahamas Both men had the same size BIG iguanas I was embarrassed - to say I felt very SMALL - that day When I saw them pop out their pajamas Re-submitted ......Read the rest...