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One-Eyed Iguanas

I once met some natives from Bahamas 
Both men had the same size BIG iguanas 
I was embarrassed - to say  
I felt very SMALL - that day 
When I saw them pop out their pajamas  


Re-submitted for-
 
Put Your Best (One) Limerick Forward  
(Be like Rico Leffanta) Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by: Andrea Deitrich 


Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 
7-2-2019

Copyright © Charles Messina | Year Posted 2019

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Suzanne Delaney Date: 3/22/2023 1:03:00 PM I had heard that Iguanas were big in the Bahamas LOL Thanks for the giggle. Congratulations, SuZ Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/13/2023 4:45:00 PM Loved this one, Charles. Reminded me of my own iguana limerick except mine was code for a female's top part!! Congrats on your awesome limerick. Login to Reply

Sandra L. Weiss Date: 7/27/2019 12:22:00 PM A loud LOL, Charlie. Thanks for that! Congratulations on your win. Login to Reply

Lady Labyrinth Date: 7/14/2019 8:53:00 PM LOL. LOVE IT!! lol...so good. Leanne x Login to Reply Lady Labyrinth Date: 7/14/2019 8:55:00 PM I've met some dudes like that...the Iguana's run off in fear, I'm afraid to say. lol. congrats on the win.

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 7/14/2019 12:12:00 AM What a hoot Charles! Loved it! Congratulations on your deserving win, : ) xxoo Login to Reply

Alexis Y. Date: 7/10/2019 3:45:00 PM Hi Charlie, This one caused me laugh out loud! Congratulations on placing well in the contest:-) Alexis Login to Reply

Robert Johnson Date: 7/10/2019 10:24:00 AM OH MY! :) Well done getting all those syllables to match up. One-eyed Iguana's, never heard that one before. I mean, just too funny. And congrats. Login to Reply

Anisha Dutta Date: 7/4/2019 9:44:00 PM BIG CONGRATS to win. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/4/2019 7:53:00 PM Congrats on the awesome win, Charles. Login to Reply

Line Gauthier Date: 7/4/2019 3:24:00 PM Congrats on your silver medal win with this exotic limerick, Charles. Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/4/2019 12:04:00 PM Congratulations on your trophy win! Hilarious! Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 7/4/2019 11:37:00 AM I adored this first time I read it,many congrats Charlie!:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 7/4/2019 11:00:00 AM This is just terrific, Charlie. Congrats on your trophy win in Tania's contest. Now stuff that banana back in those pajamas, please! LOL. Best wishes, Gershon Login to Reply

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 7/4/2019 10:44:00 AM BAH HA HA! ;D Congrats on your win! xomo Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 7/4/2019 9:01:00 AM Oh boy! Very funny! Congrats, Charles (I think ;) Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 7/4/2019 8:52:00 AM Congratulations Charlie on your win in the contest, this is hilarious! Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/3/2019 7:24:00 PM G'day Charles … sounds like the Bahamas is a very interesting place for the sights Charles - Lindsay Login to Reply

Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 7/3/2019 12:24:00 PM Charlie: You have a winner here! I love great lims and this is a great one! Glad you enjoyed the Pa Goose lines & I appreciate your comments. Great to hear from you - Bob Login to Reply

Arturo Michael Date: 7/3/2019 8:34:00 AM Bring the scaffolding to hold it up...long and heavy will be the drop... You had fun with this one... Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/3/2019 5:18:00 AM Haha loved it Charlie, must be all that fresh fish and coconut oil. Good luck. Tom Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 7/2/2019 6:41:00 PM oh so funny!:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/2/2019 6:32:00 PM naughty limerick! Fun to read. Login to Reply