Raining Iguanas
It’s raining iguanas;
They’re falling from trees.
So strap on the headgear,
‘Cuz it’s fixing to freeze.
Next week, there’s a blizzard;
There’s already talk.
They’re expecting gators,
But that’s just a croc.
If turtles get added
To this wintry mix,
You’d best watch those bones,
They’ll be snapping like sticks!
Barometer’s falling;
Call the doc, goodness sakes!
I’m getting quite anxious
Just thinking of snakes.
I might have to blue pill
This arctic-cold blast.
This reptile dysfunction:
I hope it won’t last.
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