Raining Iguanas

It’s raining iguanas; They’re falling from trees. So strap on the headgear, ‘Cuz it’s fixing to freeze. Next week, there’s a blizzard; There’s already talk. They’re expecting gators, But that’s just a croc. If turtles get added To this wintry mix, You’d best watch those bones, They’ll be snapping like sticks! Barometer’s falling; Call the doc, goodness sakes! I’m getting quite anxious Just thinking of snakes. I might have to blue pill This arctic-cold blast. This reptile dysfunction: I hope it won’t last.