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Humorous Iambic Pentameter Poems

These Humorous Iambic Pentameter poems are examples of Iambic Pentameter poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Iambic Pentameter Humorous poems written by international poets.

Mary Mary
Mary, Mary how contrary
why does your garden grow?
with old tin cans and frying pans
and muddy boots all in a row.

Car piled high with spider's webs

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Categories: fruit, garden, humorous, september,

Premium Member How Sweet It Is
Rules: Use at least 10 candy names from those listed below.
(30 candy names used)

Tomorrow we'll explore our Galaxy,
not just by space ship, but with 'space...

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Categories: future, humorous, space, voyage,

Premium Member The Value of a Ventriloquist
How valued a ventriloquist would be
to hide behind and say my inner thoughts.
I’d smile and play the stupid wood dummy
and say all kinds of truth...

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Categories: desire, fantasy, humorous,

Premium Member Press the Button
Now press that button, press it if you dare
Before you do that though, are you aware...
that when you press that button, you agree
That there are...

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Categories: freedom, humorous,

Premium Member God Help Ye Weary Gentleman, Let Nothing You Dismay

A Partridge perched upon a tree
entices him to throw something!
When songbirds sing and flap their wings  
two turtle doves, cause headache pain.
Those mocking words,...

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Categories: funny, holiday, humorous, husband,

Premium Member Sonnet Chiweenie Boo
Your dad, a Dachshund once stuck in Chihuahua.
The best of both in you, with that expectant
Confusing carpets for the lawn enigma.
I know….the raining….getting wet….you can’t.


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Categories: animal, best friend, dog,

Premium Member A Boxcar Named Desire

No, we weren't a couple one expected. 
"What could she be thinking", one reflected. 
Yet we held an undefined attraction; 
Some subconscious neuron interaction. 


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Categories: allusion, confusion, dedication, emotions,

Yoga Stretch
My wife joined yoga to stretch out her core;
Though extreme moves sometimes made her holler.
Yet when they raised fees, it hurt a lot more,
So she...

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Categories: health, humorous, wife, wife,

Electricity Car-show me the funny part two
I bought a used electric car, and not coz I’ve gone green
For there were better reasons for obtaining that machine.

I figured weekday mornings I could...

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Categories: humorous, car, green, cousin,

Long In The Tooth
I went to the Dentist to pull a tooth
And patiently sat in the waiting booth.
All the kids stared at my giant bucktooth;
Needless to say they...

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Categories: childhood, humorous,