Humorous Iambic Pentameter Poems
These Humorous Iambic Pentameter poems are examples of Iambic Pentameter poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Iambic Pentameter Humorous poems written by international poets.
How Sweet It Is
future, humorous, space, voyage,
Rules: Use at least 10 candy names from those listed below.
(30 candy names used)
Tomorrow we'll explore our Galaxy,
not just by space ship, but with 'space...
The Value of a Ventriloquist
desire, fantasy, humorous,
How valued a ventriloquist would be
to hide behind and say my inner thoughts.
I’d smile and play the stupid wood dummy
and say all kinds of truth...
Press the Button
Now press that button, press it if you dare
Before you do that though, are you aware...
that when you press that button, you agree
That there are...
God Help Ye Weary Gentleman, Let Nothing You Dismay
funny, holiday, humorous, husband,
A Partridge perched upon a tree
entices him to throw something!
When songbirds sing and flap their wings
two turtle doves, cause headache pain.
Those mocking words,...
Sonnet Chiweenie Boo
animal, best friend, dog,
Your dad, a Dachshund once stuck in Chihuahua.
The best of both in you, with that expectant
Confusing carpets for the lawn enigma.
I know….the raining….getting wet….you can’t.
A Boxcar Named Desire
allusion, confusion, dedication, emotions,
No, we weren't a couple one expected.
"What could she be thinking", one reflected.
Yet we held an undefined attraction;
Some subconscious neuron interaction.
health, humorous, wife, wife,
My wife joined yoga to stretch out her core;
Though extreme moves sometimes made her holler.
Yet when they raised fees, it hurt a lot more,
Electricity Car-show me the funny part two
humorous, car, green, cousin,
I bought a used electric car, and not coz I’ve gone green
For there were better reasons for obtaining that machine.
I figured weekday mornings I could...
Long In The Tooth
I went to the Dentist to pull a tooth
And patiently sat in the waiting booth.
All the kids stared at my giant bucktooth;
Needless to say they...