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Jesus Hyperbole Poems

These Jesus Hyperbole poems are examples of Hyperbole poems about Jesus. These are the best examples of Hyperbole Jesus poems written by international poets.


All hail The Silver Skins
 (with nudity optional)


Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise. 

I don't object to...

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Categories: hyperbole, columbus day, community, earth



Weird and Irreligious Thoughts 2023-001
I
God always wins the wager if we live long on earth... and even if we don't.

II
Some questions die with questioners; even if God heard the...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hyperbole, blessing, christian, humanity, humor,

Premium Member Whereas, In Rhymed Couplets, I Solve All Future Election Problems
~ My Fellow* Americans ~   
 (Regarding Presidential Elections)

Let us amend the Constitution
so we can find a fitting solution
for every election where the...

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Categories: change, humorous, hyperbole, leadership,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: hyperbole, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Light Jesus
Jesus in jest
“light Jesus”
who loves, forgets

no need for mercy or justice
he nods, pats your head

it’s the “other dude”
who’s causing the dead

nice Jesus
no surprise
never a chastise

just...

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Categories: hyperbole,



Samson Knight Chess Mate Wed Ebony Queen
(This atheist imagining, envisioning,
and adopting a religious stance
asper extra-marital prance
sing unsheathing ma lil lance.)

if wand whoosh,
     a mollified Genie could wave
...

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Categories: hyperbole, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Burlesquing a Bohemian Scaramouche
recklessly chaotic surrender
 midway untrained assimilating
thought patterns struck by twilit
    idiosyncratic contractions'
 irrational heart dotted i's 
   of contradictory falsities,...

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© Paloma P   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, confusion, crazy, hyperbole,

Zilch Reasoning
Mumbo gumbo's

blind faith

deepening cynicism

in metaphorical

meaninglessness

of judicious social

twaddle's protocol,

they ask, “have you

found Jesus yet??”

'I hadn't a figgy scooby doo

he was lost...'

nothing happens

for a reason

aside from the...

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© Paloma P   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, evil, faith, hyperbole,

Plastic Siblings
Genial to avoid confrontation
Baseborn kind, complaisant character
A spurious recital, a cheap imitation
Apocryphal mind, and comical creations
Counterfeited Christ
An unholy effusion
Sons of Belial
Clutch arcane knowledge
Esoteric information

Delve into...

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Categories: fire, hyperbole, identity, introspection,


Book: Shattered Sighs