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Humphry Poems - Poems about Humphry


Premium Memberennui

...Being back home, in my childhood room is like climbing into a time capsule. I left for college quickly, back in ‘21 and I’ve only been back here once, briefly.

My closets are still full of my old ...
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Categories: humphry, friendship, home, house, humor,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberSilly Old Kook

...Humphry Dumphry sat in the hall
Eating a hamburger and things that crawl
A silly old kook
Wearing a tuque
Wee Humphry choking on a dirty big hairball ...
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Categories: humphry, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium MemberCan You Give That a Rest

...I wake up screaming
Max the Axe has just chopped me into bits
It is not the first time
but this time I felt it.
I glare at my husband who is still clicking buttons.
Can you give that a rest? I a...
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Categories: humphry, fantasy,
Form: Light Verse

God Said Trump Should Despise

...God said Trump should despise;
When we hear name will arise,
Very annoyed;
Want to avoid,
And he even has his own fries.

Jim Horn

Instead of Humphry
it is Trumphry....
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Categories: humphry, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberA Silly Old Kook

...Humphry Dumphry sat in the hall
Eating a hamburger and things that crawl
A silly old kook
Wearing a tuque
Wee Humphry choking on a dirty big hairball...
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Categories: humphry, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium MemberOde To the Not So Innocent Fifties

...If only I had been a teen in the Fifties
I'm sure I would have had "Happy Days",
Like Fonzie I would have donned a leather jacket
And young babes would have lavished me with praise

Like James D...
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Categories: humphry, humorous,
Form: Quatrain

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