Ode To the Not So Innocent Fifties

If only I had been a teen in the Fifties I'm sure I would have had "Happy Days", Like Fonzie I would have donned a leather jacket And young babes would have lavished me with praise Like James Dean I would have that swagger There'd be a cigarette hanging from my lips I'd have the right moves on the dance floor They would say "Check out those Elvis Hips!" You would see me riding down main street On my Harley with a babe on the back Making our way to A&W The best burger before a Mac attack Once done eating we'd go to the Drive in If dad would lend me his new Chevrolet The back seat would be way more comfortable Then a roll in the barn in the hay! With fogged windows we wouldn't see the Movie We'd still hear Humphry Bogart and Becall Passionately rounding all love's bases Not concearned about the movie at all! So now I am living in my fifties I'm Fifty three years old to be exact The back seats have gotten much smaller And I am way to uncool to attract! For Kelly Deschler's Decade Contest.