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Horner Poems - Examples of all types of poems about horner to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Ghost In the Library
...on Tuesday a screaming librarian ran out the door yelling “ghost! Poltergeist! Blood! Apparition and gore” all of us kids turned around and ran back to the shelves We wanted to see what had scared......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
horner,
1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Mister Jack Horner
...Mister Jack Horner’s Shop on the corner – His specials were cakes and pies. While inspector was looking, He thumbed in the cooking – Now his shop is a Starbuck’s franchise. Written on May 14......
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Daniel Beus
Categories:
horner,
food, funny, growing up,
Form:
Rhyme
In a Story Book
...In a story book, I got stuck and couldn’t find a way to break free. What a lousy day, just my luck! Wondered why this happened to ME! I looked for little Alice, she wouldn't show me her wind......
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Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
horner,
angst, books, fairy, feelings,
Form:
Rondeau Redouble
No Time For a Nursery Rhyme
...Mary had a little lamp, Its bulb would nightly glow. It cast a white, but gentle light, So her pimples wouldn't show. Little Jack Horner tried to warn her, But she told him to go away. Left f......
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Randy Freie
Categories:
horner,
boy, farm, girl, judgement,
Form:
Rhyme
Nursery Times
...Georgie Porgy pudding and pie Was trying to think of an alibi. He should have been in a corner Sharing pie with little Jack Horner; He’d been rudely awakened that morn By little Boy Blue blowing......
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Terry Ireland
Categories:
horner,
fantasy, fun, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Little Jackie's Christmas Surprise
...Little Jack Horner was sent to the corner For sticking his thumb in the Christmas plum pie. The guests were also not pleased when he sneezed on the peas, Or sang nursery rhyme ballads while fondli......
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Jim Slaughter
Categories:
horner,
christmas, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Jive Season Nursery Rhyme
...You know the Old Lady who lived in a shoe, She led the Autumn Jive with Little Boy Blue, DJ Peter Piper looked suave and dapper, The Old Grand Duke of York, *MC and rapper The Trees of the fore......
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W J Clarke
Categories:
horner,
autumn, dance, humor, seasons,
Form:
Rhyme
If You Know, You Know
...Let’s have a lil fun. Let’s see how many of these you remember. If you know, you know (Smile) Little Boy Blue come blow your horn… Jack be Nimble, Jack be quick Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall L......
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Colette Dright
Categories:
horner,
1st grade, childhood, funny,
Form:
Lyric
A Trini Woman Scorned
...Look nuh, go from here, go, get out! Before I give yuh a dam clout Yuh so schupid yuh dam cunumunu, doh ax meh anyting, I ain’t yuh doo doo Yuh jus like a cobo in de LaBasse, doh touch m......
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Keith D Trestrail
Categories:
horner,
betrayal, fun,
Form:
Couplet
Dark Nursery Rhymes
... Porgie George, Little Jack Horner Kissed a girl off in a corner They were all thumbs and made her cry Offed in prison, absent mourners. Peter Piper, Peter Peter Killed a girl and tri......
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Jeff Kyser
Categories:
horner,
dark, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rubaiyat
Smiling Entries and Offerings
...I I give thanks to The LORD six days a week. I forget which days I forget! II Little Jack Horner refused to sit in the corner: I may be little, he said, but I have a right to free pie......
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Anil Deo
Categories:
horner,
funny, funny love, hilarious,
Form:
Didactic
Nursery Rhyme Twist
...Now Jack & Jill went up the hill, While Humpty fell off the wall This made the little dog laugh, And Cinders went off to the Ball. When Jack fell down, it wasn't funny, But Poo didn't care, he ......
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Dave Timperley
Categories:
horner,
fun, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Wicked Mary's Been a Bad Girl
...Goodness me, fiddle dee dee and la de dah Mary turned into a black sheep, baa baa baa That naughty little lamb Has contrived a big scam She's gone too far astray and has lost her way Mary's be......
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Jenna Logan
Categories:
horner,
humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Fi, Fie Throe-Thrum
...John B. Curtis put the chew in the gum * Three Stooges put the 'nyuk' in the 'nyum' ** Little Jack Horner stuck his thumb into plum ~ Now who snuck the rum into thrum *** ____________......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
horner,
confusion, giggle, silly, word
Form:
Monorhyme
Life Is Not a Nursery Rhyme
...Life is not a nursery rhyme Once upon a time, not too long ago Children were safe wherever they go Playing and skipping ‘til way after dark Dancing and singing in the play park Ring-a-ring-a-r......
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Farah Diba Pastor
Categories:
horner,
12th grade, abuse, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
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