Horner Poems - Poems about Horner

... John B. Curtis put the chew in the gum * Three Stooges put the 'nyuk' in the 'nyum' ** Little Jack Horner stuck his thumb into plum ~ Now who snuck the rum into thrum *** _____________________________________ ......Read More

...oung girls astray? From the tender age on nine prostituting their lives away ________________________ Little Jack Horner sells crack on the corner Along with his drug laced pie Once you’re addicted It’s so hard to fix it So don’t ......Read More

...oung girls astray? From the tender age on nine prostituting their lives away ________________________ Little Jack Horner sells crack on the corner Along with his drug laced pie Once you’re addicted It’s so hard to fix it So don’t ......Read More

...re’s an armchair tucked back in the corner That looks a bit rough, you know - run-of-the-mill - and unlike a Belter or Horner, “Seems out of place in a really fine shop! I was wondering...how is it priced?” If she’d only looked closer......Read More

...aughter Jill was jailed for slaughter She beat both of them with Jack's bloody limb Such a bad little boy was Jack Horner Spent many hours in the time out corner Jack was dumber than dumb Ate plum pie with his thumb Wagged his purp......Read More

...he cow jumped Over the moon Little Bo-Peep was Singing forlorn to a year That was out of tune And little Jack Horner Abandoned his corner The candle had burned itself out And three little kittens made Face masks of mittens ......Read More

...of Hearts dropped all her tarts Twenty four blackbirds bit the crust they were lucky, weren’t they just Little Jack Horner, tucking into his pie bit hard on the thumb he’d mistook for a plumb screaming “what kind of fool am I" Yanke......Read More

...s be burned? Will we be children sat in the corner, paddled again and again? How long must we linger, playing Jack Horner? Will we ever learn, and when? Will we be children wearing the dunce cap, giggling and playing the fool, re......Read More

...rson's 'Thumbelina' He could just as well have made her into a prima ballerina I mustn't leave out Little Jackie Horner who famously stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum! And for those of you who like music some Imagin......Read More

...p, a quickening funeral pyre The stepmother screams, Cinderella hides, her daughter’s dress on fire Little Jack Horner abandons his corner, curds harden and whey runs aground As Mother Goose watches the Grimm Brothers die —not ......Read More

...a cup of tea, It was the fly with his little eye, Who first saw him die. However, through all of this, Little Jack Horner Who sat in his corner Heard Tom, Tom the Pipers son, And though related none Visited the Queen of hearts, Wh......Read More

...from pals in the know. It was just 'rotten' luck that his fragile shell couldn't withstand the blow! Little Jack Horner sat in a corner devourin' a large pizza pie. He furtively sipped some brew and was gettin' rather high! His mom......Read More

...d and all the priests, Saw he had essentials, no whisky treats, The tramp was happy in his sanctuary like little Jack Horner. ......Read More

...see old mother hubbard…ditto little jack horner in time out…kid is trouble humpty dumpty ......Read More

...hey started debatin’ and renamed him Satan And then started drinking some more Stood in the corner like Little Jack Horner An elf peed all over the wall He tried higher squirting, but soaked all the skirting Cos elves are not terribl......Read More