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Horner Poems - Poems about Horner

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Premium Member Dark Nursery Rhymes
... Porgie George, Little Jack Horner Kissed a girl off in a corner They were all thumbs and made her cry Offed in prison, absent mourners. Peter Piper, Peter Peter Killed a girl and tri......Read More
Categories: horner, dark, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rubaiyat

Smiling Entries AND Offerings
...I I give thanks to The LORD six days a week. I forget which days I forget! II Little Jack Horner refused to sit in the corner: I may be little, he said, but I have a right to free pie......Read More
Categories: horner, funny, funny love, hilarious,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member The Ghosts of Cursory Crimes
..."Jack and Jill went up a hill To fetch a pale of water; Jack fell down the well to drown, And Jill, a Down, fell after." --the poet "Ghosts are indeed real; cursory glances of countless oc......Read More
Categories: horner, children, horror, pain, truth,
Form: Sonnet
Nursery Rhyme Twist
...Now Jack & Jill went up the hill, While Humpty fell off the wall This made the little dog laugh, And Cinders went off to the Ball. When Jack fell down, it wasn't funny, But Poo didn't care, he ......Read More
Categories: horner, fun, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Wicked Mary's Been a Bad Girl
...Goodness me, fiddle dee dee and la de dah Mary turned into a black sheep, baa baa baa That naughty little lamb Has contrived a big scam She's gone too far astray and has lost her way Mary's be......Read More
Categories: horner, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Fi, Fie Throe-Thrum
... John B. Curtis put the chew in the gum * Three Stooges put the 'nyuk' in the 'nyum' ** Little Jack Horner stuck his thumb into plum ~ Now who snuck the rum into thrum *** __________......Read More
Categories: horner, confusion, giggle, silly, word
Form: Monorhyme
life is not a nursery rhyme
...Life is not a nursery rhyme Once upon a time, not too long ago Children were safe wherever they go Playing and skipping ‘til way after dark Dancing and singing in the play park Ring-a-ring-a-r......Read More
Categories: horner, 12th grade, abuse, anger,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sorry, Mam - That Armchair's NFS --- meaning Not For Sale
... I was darting around...tweaking some price tags on pieces I’d had for too long… Focused on items in little demand...and a few I’d picked up for a song… When a middle-aged lady entered my shop........Read More
Categories: horner, dog, love,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Satire Fun
...Miss Muffet sat upon a velvet stool I know 'twas a tuffet; learned that in school But Muffy was the tart Who broke the spider's heart I'm telling the story, so shut up, fool! Humpty Du......Read More
Categories: horner, humor, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Farewell Mother Goose Farewell 2020
...Farewell Mother Goose Farewell 2020 David J Walker (12/21/2020) Old Mother Hubbard was Dancing a jig To a tune of long ago The little dog laughed to See her swig from a cup Of his yellow sn......Read More
Categories: horner, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member String of Poesy
... A little light entertainment on another wistful people distancing day... The Owl and the Puddycat went to sleep tucked up cosy and warm Till Little Boy Blue come blasting his ho......Read More
Categories: horner, fantasy, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Poems about Children VI
...Poems about Children VI Playmates by Michael R. Burch WHEN you were my playmate and I was yours, we spent endless hours with simple toys, and the sorrows and cares of our indentured days we......Read More
Categories: horner, child, childhood, children, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Focus on the Thumb
...Some focus on hair, on legs, on muscles or on lips on feet, on shoulders, on arms or on hips Yet though you may think it a bit odd or dumb my sole focus here will be on the thumb Is the......Read More
Categories: horner, body, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Not A Child In Sight
...A stitch past nine on borrowed time, memories come rushing back The Wolf is feasting in Grandma’s bed, Red Riding Hood a snack A Cow gets ready to jump again, but the moon drops from the sk......Read More
Categories: horner, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
... Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse, Ran up the clock, But the crooked little man In his crooked little house, Who caught this crooked mouse After Humpty Dumpty's fall, Could not prevent the co......Read More
Categories: horner, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme

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