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Horner Poems - Poems about Horner


Mister Jack Horner
Mister Jack Horner’s Shop on the corner – His specials were cakes and pies. While inspector was looking, He thumbed in the cooking – Now his shop is a Starbuck’s franchise. Written on May 14, 2023 for the “Mother Goose Grows Up Poetry Contest” (Growing up “Little Jack Horner”)...

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Categories: horner, food, funny, growing up,
Form: Rhyme
Smiling Entries and Offerings
I I give thanks to The LORD six days a week. I forget which days I forget! II Little Jack Horner refused to sit in the corner: I may be little, he said, but I have a right to free pie...

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Categories: horner, funny, funny love, hilarious,
Form: Didactic



Premium Member Little Jack Horner
There's a lady that lives at the corner She reminds me of little Jack Horner She sticks in her thumb Right away starts to hum Suddenly the room gets a lot warmer © Jack Ellison 2013...

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Categories: horner, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Little Jack Horner
Mother Goose had a mighty fine pie And Jack Horner she couldn’t deny When he stuck in his thumb Mother Goose did succumb So she left Father Goose bye and bye...

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Categories: horner, romance,
Form: Limerick
The Truth About Fairytales – Little Jack Horner
First off, Jacks last name was not Horner Though, with a pie, he sat in a corner His real name was Horny Now this may sound a bit corny But there’s a reason that he was a loner In fact, Jack wasn’t so little they did say That’s why in the corner he’d play and play He was always alone With a pie...

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Categories: horner, funny, imagination
Form: Limerick




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