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Hoosegow Poems - Poems about Hoosegow

Premium Member Jumble and Rumbles Road Trip
...Jumble and Rumble went on a road trip to Kalamazoo Frightening folks along the way for it is what monsters do. They met a lively wedding part of seventy-two. Most had imbibed salty green margarita......

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Categories: hoosegow, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Just One More Question
...acorn faerie flitted out of the way of the giant tail. in for a landing came a flying squirrel with a sail. where did you come from? Asked Cousin Dale. thought you were in the hoosegow, the county......

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Categories: hoosegow, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Yeehaw Where Is Your Mom
...If she heard one more yeehaw or giddy up she would croak. Being a greenhorn in Texas horse country is not a funny joke. When she started on this adventure she could do a high kick. She had the gra......

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Categories: hoosegow, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hobo Hitches a Ride
...I am hitchhiking rides to Britt, Iowa this week, and I’m not green. Fully intend to be named the glorified, brand new 2021 Hobo Queen. Wish people marked cars like they put hobo symbols on a fence ......

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Categories: hoosegow, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Huntin' He Will Go
...Cletus O'Toole by a suspicious game warden was approached, To discuss the demise of a moose he was suspected of havin' poached. Fer huntin' out of season and havin' no permit he was in a serious bi......

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Categories: hoosegow, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Loosin' Stella, a Cowboy's Lament
...Dreamin' with my eyes on these Montana skies Blue as the plaid in my plum good shirt I got the mitten by a beauty queen smitten By a flannel mouthed tenderfoot from the Wyoming dirt I’m just a ......

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Categories: hoosegow, culture, emotions, feelings, heartbroken,
Form: Rhyme
My Own Private Canterbury
...When we retired we were so inspired: To live free and rest from our labors. This mobile home park has lived up to the mark, But oh, goodness gracious, the neighbors. Jay the old peeper can snoo......

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Categories: hoosegow, humorous, retirement,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Friends With a Felon
...Recently thought of robbing a bank If caught, I'll just call it a wee prank If cops don't allow Put me in the hoosegow I'll make friends with a felon and break ranks......

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Categories: hoosegow, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Going On
...Nearing four A.M. and closing time... He says,"one more with double lime" Meanwhile... brown eyes in the mirror gaze She takes off his ring...puts on her face Where makeup flows...more is requ......

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Categories: hoosegow, abuse, bullying, change, confidence,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Bite Me
... I write- mellifluous sweet murmuring poems- gossamer whispering words a labyrinth twisting and turning serendipity writes and woebegone sadramblingswithtears and all I want......

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Categories: hoosegow, anger, anti bullying,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member They Is A-Hangin' Me Tonight
...Well, here I sit a-sweatin' and a-thinkin' in the hoosegow in old Santa Fe. In the glow of the settin' sun I see the hangin' tree jes' across the way. Folks has come in their buckboards from near a......

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Categories: hoosegow, funny, tree, hope, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Adam's Lament
...Adam mused and stroked his beard saying, "I've really got it made! All I do is eat and sleep and lie beneath The Tree Of Life for shade! That is until a couple of weeks ago when God put me in a tra......

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Categories: hoosegow, funnyme, tree, life, me,
Form: Rhyme
The Lonely Midwest
...There's a white saddled horse, and not a cowboy in sight. No lasso to take him in, to his stable this night. There's a red bricked saloon, with no man to tend bar. Not an order to be taken, ......

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Categories: hoosegow,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Billy Bob
...He was a free-spirited chap from the day of his birth. Even his long-suffering folks doubted he'd be of much worth! His name was Billy Bob, his mischief became town lore; With those in authority h......

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Categories: hoosegow, funny
Form: Rhyme
1hundred6
...1Hundred6 1Hundred6 CharlaXFabels Easter2 Christ Crucified. The Cross They took him from the crowd apart and nailed HIM both hands and feet unto the instrument of tor......

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Categories: hoosegow, adventure, devotion, faith, father,
Form: Prose Poetry

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