Hookup Poems - Poems about Hookup

...The first time you kissed me it was a surprise, I wasn’t ready. It was a sneak attack, funny ‘cause they say the girl ‘always knows.’ I think we’re lucky we didn’t chip a tooth. The unexpected s......Read More

...Behold!! The mighty are falling.. In the tempted tunnel of a modern prostitute, who calls herself hookup girl.. Her charming chambers glitters... Her couch caught mighty men to fall.. Her soul ......Read More

... Margaritas in a blender, Sans the lime juice, soon will render recipes for all-night benders. It's party time, with fun galore! Supplies are low; it's time for more. Against advice, ......Read More

...When at night so late I put up courage to say hello And got stocked up waiting Hoping you will pick up But all ended in mistrials When at night your shyness dictates You think walls have e......Read More

...It’s rare I find the depths to plumb; I pen the silly and the dumb. I don’t scream much into the void about things with which I’m annoyed. I cannot rage about my ex or brag about hot hookup ......Read More

... My body builds up too much iron; My wife’s blood, not enough. We tired of going to all those docs; At night, we just hook up. ---------- *A fairly common (1:200) conditi......Read More

...A roommate shows me this hookup app - the consensus favorite. “Call me crazy,” I say, “but if we’re reducing s3x to something cheap and cynical, wouldn’t p0rn be safer and easier?” She frowns......Read More

...(*This piece may have a limited audience - but don’t ALL my pieces??*) Some of the best advice from my Fro-Co (seniors who volunteer as freshman advisors): If you’re stuck in your room (due to ......Read More

...I met a nice fellow from Nebraska Talked about his sister in Alaska Said she was still single And ready to mingle “If available,” he said, “I’ll ask-a.” June 13, 2021......Read More

...He that trod upon subservient Europe with the imperial guards' fighting prowess, did himself and his heartthrob the empress, entrench thrones jointly owned by their hookup. He that caused guns to......Read More

...They wanna put me on the spot But you know I'm in the parking lot Speaking on things you don't know I'm on the top but my lowest low Talking down but still gotta look up Don't want love just wan......Read More

...Planted too late in the season they missed the beauty of the Christmas rush when evergreens, mistletoe and hollies blushed but now, with a little soil, water, warm sun hookup the amaryllis str......Read More

...KETTLERS RESPONSE KELP... WE WANT TO BRING IN TO THE INTERVIEW AREA THE ONE AND ONLY: THE WORLD FAMOUS " THE KETTLER" PIPPA GRATERY.. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. ( PAUSING......Read More

...He was a temporary hookup He went out like a garbage pickup He was ugly at most Tasted burnt like toast Soon I'll need a medical checkup......Read More

...I’m covered in dirt, but my words are still clean A vision half dried with stains running deep With sinners and saints arm in arm at the bar Each infection we share tonight’s hoo......Read More