Hogtied Poems - Poems about Hogtied

Literate lettered latitudinarian looms larger than life

...I feel honored, and flattered to acquaint myself (a married youthful looking sexagenarian solitudinarian from southeastern Montgomery County, Pennsylvania), yet feel awkward at jump/kick starting a r...

Still wrestling with impasse to contentment

...Still wrestling with impasse to contentment

Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow 
slinking along outer limits of 
the edge of night doth blog
passivity, the p...

I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

...I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

(a poetic partial fiction 
blended, diced, fricaseed, 
marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed, 
stewed... with fact)

Hmm... ...

Precious Priceless Progeny

...Precious priceless progeny 

     Hands down the most dramatic change ever needed to make the most profound impact awoke from helping beget the first offspring. An internal paradigm shift reshuffle...

The Creep Alias Harvey Specter

...got what he wanted at my expense.

Said crack fast talking
hacker and scammer
pulled figurative wool over my eyes
going incognito and speaking a clipped
English mien his disguise.

He appeare...

Refurbished Legends: Pecos Bill Or Tall In the Saddle

...There is a legend of a cowboy down in Texas
To whom they give the sobriquet of Pecos Bill.
It's said he rooted and he tooted
As across the plains he scooted,
Stetsoned, jeaned, bowlegged, and boo...

I Relished Being Hungry For Thanksgiving Pop Slop Gloppy Grub

...I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

whereby the missus didst potchke
created whirling dervish hubbub
after enjoying repast, 
(fit for a tarnished king),
yours truly a...

No Politickin' In Soup Creek

...The oldest citizen of Soup Creek, Nopaul E. Ticks, posed to show his support for the town council's ban on politicians.

I hear that nasty Trump feller, wants to stump in Soup Creek.
He wro...

Dead Fish

...Dead fish on the dead fish counter;
surprised bulging aqueous eyes stare,
none of them belly-up
but spread on their sides in a pageant
of slippery colors.
Silver, red, rainbow streaked
and all ...

Literate Lettered Latitudinarian

...Literate lettered latitudinarian

Presents the following slapdash
higglety-pigglety bupkis, whereby reader
experiences being mentally hogtied
perusing pseudo poetic perambulation
devoid of sens...

Wrestling With Impasse To Contentment

...Wrestling with impasse to contentment

Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow 
slinking along the edge of night doth blog
passivity, the path of least resistance ...

I Relished Being Hungry For Leftover Thanksgiving Pop Slop Gloppy Grub First Helping

...Hmm... on second thought
lemme join anorexic club
until rib cage protrudes taut and visible
doubling as drum to drub
synchronized within heart of darkness,
especially when electrocardiogram exhi...

Convict Chose the Wrong Victim

...The convict was running from the police.
He chose the wrong woman to rob.
She had grown up with eight brothers.
When he yelled for her to “get out” of her own car
She began to whale on him. She h...

Deadwood

...I'm working off my sins in the usual way, 
A Cornish knight of no worship, 
Languishing amid the aroma 
Of easy women and open bets. 
Don't tell the boss, but I'd do it for free 
So long as the ...

Nevermore-

...I used to be in bondage wrapped up and hogtied 
Now I'm freedom bound 
No longer neglected I'm found evermore
Oh, oh and shall I diddle and daddle  that'll in my old dirty ways
 I am rise...

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