Hoff Poems | Examples


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Tear Down This Wall and Rebuild It Instead

Tear down this wall

And put an end to this

Cold War

Said the then 

President of the U.S.A

Ronald Reagan 

To the U.S.S.R leader 

Premier Gorbachev 

Only for much later on

Once the Iron Curtain

Had eventually gone

Mr Putin

Said

And rebuild it along our border 

With Ukraine again instead 

And for the grand opening ceremony

invite and book both 

The Hoff
&
Comrade Roger " Red " Waters

To perform a duet of either

Back in the U.S.S.R

Or

Glory Day's

Less Hassle

Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to "Hoff? " 
It is truly less hassle by taking it off.

It Took Me An Hour To Write This

Yeah im a little bit of a mess
But im here with you
And i wouldn't settle for less
And yes that bit is true

The world may cast us out
The line between us may break
But we are what this story's about
Where I'm the things you take

I wish we could be away
Maybe just for a while
I wish you could hear the things i can't say
It would definitely make you smile

I like the way you can be difficult sometimes
And i hate what i'll sometimes say
I like how you like my mad rhymes (haha)
And how you can make my day

When we're with eachother 
I feel like the planet goes crazy
And when we're with one another
We both get kind of lazy

When we're together
We still have fun
Even under the weather
Forever until it's done

But this i feel is a long way off
Maybe it will never come
So let's keep hangin out with megan and spencer hoff (haha)
For forever and then some


Just Because I'M Fat

“Just because I’m fat”.

Just because I’m fat…
Doesn’t mean you are all that,
Or that I’ll do aerobics on a mat,
Hey, some fat people are cool, ya heard,
Like Big Boy, Edwin Frank Hoff, the third!

Just because I’m fat…
Doesn’t mean I want to get skinny,
It’s like my home dog Pooh bear, who’s name is Winnie,
I know one day, I can get there – I can,
And then all the chicks will praise the FAT man!

Just because I’m fat…
Doesn’t mean y’all can hate,
Because for some, fat is their fate,
All you posers, just remember one thing,
It’s never over ‘til the fat people sing!
Just because I’m fat… there’s nothing wrong with that!

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