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Ocean Hilarious Poems

These Ocean Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Ocean. These are the best examples of Hilarious Ocean poems written by international poets.

Myrtle Beach

Camping on the sandy shore of the beach
Getting bored by the waves and their screech

Sitting around the camp after cooking out
It was so much fun...

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Categories: beach, fun, hilarious, humor,

Cool Calm Chaos

COOL CALM CHAOS

           Eager egrets hopping on mossy glossy grass of desert
   ...

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Categories: hilarious, 7th grade, confusion, funny,

Bay of Bones

Ocean surge, reflecting moon
Mermaids, sirens swim and swoon
Haunting song, night and day
Tethered boat just sailed away
Seadog specter with loud cuss
Shot himself with blunderbuss.

Erstwhile pirate ship...

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Categories: adventure, hilarious, humorous, ocean,

Just Stating the Obvious

when the night ends, morning Sun rises,
just as the day gives way back to night,
Obvious there are no surprises!

the river runs into the ocean,
flowing down...

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Categories: hilarious, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Nausea

There’s some mornings I wake up
I realize I made it all up
The drama, the stage, the curtain
The actors and their scripted burden

And somewhere in the...

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Categories: anxiety, confusion, depression, hilarious,

A Boy From Spain

There was a daredevil boy from Spain
 Who wanted to go to the USA by train,
 The train fell into the Ocean, 
 Causing a...

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Categories: adventure, boy, hilarious,

A Certain Woman

A woman of integrity,
An embodiment of beauty,
An exemplar of charity,
An archetype of dignity.
A woman of faith
Endowed with spiritual strength. 

My Heart opens up like a...

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Categories: hilarious, beautiful, beauty, best friend,

Wow This Woman Just Makes My Heart Want To Fly

I met the most amazing woman today
So pretty, such a looker all the way
Everything about her had me reacting 
In the most sensual ways
So interesting...

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Categories: hilarious, blessing, confidence, cool, cute,

Ecstasy

Afloat laid back
On the surging waves
In the ocean of love
‘O’ mermaids of ecstasy
Relish the bliss

In drapes of darkness
Like diamond studs
‘O’ fireflies of hope
Flap your jovial...

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Categories: hilarious, adventure, cheer up, emotions,

Insomniac Attack

A Hindenburg-Esque explosion
Say goodbye to rationality 
While all the daily trespassers Scream!
"OH THE INSANITY!!!!"
I sleep with sinners
Weep with the saints 
I'm twice the fossil
Three times...

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Categories: bible, faith, hilarious,

Nay Adieu

Always be a blossom   with fragrance-hue
Shaking thee in half a quake, from tip to toe,
Thy will   be touched by  ...

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Categories: farewell, heart, hilarious,

Eo-Eo

I got my glasses and my teeth
My wallet and my phone
Two sets of keys
Oh, where's my eo-eo?

Have you seen my eo-eo?
I never leave home without...

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Categories: hilarious, humor, humorous, philosophy,

Loooove Boat

Loooove Boat

Have you ever had your heart broken?
Bad words between you and another were spoken
After that to death really started crying
Tears needed drying that you...

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Categories: analogy, heartbroken, hilarious,