Beauty Hilarious Poems

So, you want that ring?
For you, a potion in Spring,
One dead spider, can of fizz,
Boil with roses, no need to tizz,
Cool and sip, O ruby...

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I have a secret:
A very unbelievable one. 
It is a world of beauty in discreet, 
I do perceive is filled with fun. 

Why do I...

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There once was a lady sweet as corn
Who had beautiful looks adorn

Her husband said to thee
That he would agree

But surely not in the early morn!...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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X Factor Disaster.

She certainly has the X factor
Beauty chic and flair
And if I had one wish
I’d be her teddy bear
Eyes of fire
A wasp waist
And a...

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The woman is
juice to milk,
the man is
cane juice

The woman is
Apple pear,
the man is
prickly pineapple

The woman is
Prosecco wine,
the man is
porto...

The woman is
sweet potato,
the man is
manioc...

The woman...

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They’re loud and proud, brassy and flashy
Wigs that make Dolly Parton proud
Glitzy dresses that sparkle
Pounds of heavy make up
They’re buxom beauties
Feathered boas
Flamboyant
Drag queen
Men...

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Ugly is dawns early morning light,
When the rooster sings, His favorite song,
For upon my loves cinnamon breast,
I found a place of beauty, and of rest....

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The Cotswolds are a bunch of hills in rural England's heart
They're green and rolling, full of sheep that frolic, bleat and fart.
People come from far...

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My cats were named by four of my two hundred grandchildren.

Mr. Fluffy Pants is a gray tabby with white socks, easy to see at night.

Shark...

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A woman of integrity,
An embodiment of beauty,
An exemplar of charity,
An archetype of dignity.
A woman of faith
Endowed with spiritual strength. 

My Heart opens up like a...

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Joe made a big mark
He painted his albino brother black
When mother found him guilty
Joe said: "black is beauty."...

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The mountain breeze, 
Frozen fractals, heavy clouds,
The hardened rocks, plains, valleys, 
rivers, oceans, seas,
highlands, lowlands, grasslands, river basins, vegetations, rainforest, 
birds, trees, animals, insects...
All these...

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Beginning of june
begining of month of june
brings a happy tune
with sudden storm and tempest
comes on earth newly created guest.
streched desertion on earth
comes into new birth
quenching...

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A long, long time ago, there lived a family of tin-beings,
in an underground basement in a garage. Oil and grease
were their favorite delicacy. Mechanics always...

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