Humorous High School Poems

Seems like only yesterday,
when I wore a white cap and gown.              ...

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Ah, Prom! I remember it well
      how my excitement did swell

    Would I be asked by a...

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Thousand utensils
cookie crumbles on the floor
Enough garbage to feed Rhode Island
Relaxing sauna for dead poultry

Cookie crumbles on the floor
Each lunch lady’s ear is in tune...

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My best friends are “there for me.” Each, in turn, presents their partial list of people who’re upset with me - with my “social suicide”...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Smiling at old folks
to reassure them you're
not a teenage thug.

Even though I'm in
my school uniform and look
like Mary Poppins.

I don't like talking
in front of a...

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In maths class, when Debs unhooked her bra and pulled it out through her shirt sleeve!

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green is not your color-envy is not your friend


 
Date Written: 9/2/2020
2 Place    My Most Unforgettable Moment in High School Contest ...

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I want to be a high school
So I can have my own mascot
She would be a mermaid

I want to be a high school
So I can...

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Teenagers confuse me
They rarely make eye contact, 
let alone communicate verbally
and if they do utter a sound 
it’s a grunt or ‘meh’ or ‘whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr’

More often...

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TEN YEARS ON ... HIGH SCHOOL REUNION


You were a paragon of sheer pulchritude
your charisma showed, you always looked fab
I adore your dress as you step...

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A football star with super speed,
Our prom king, Kyle, has gone to seed.
No longer likely to succeed,
He's out of work and hooked on weed.

Behind you's...

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Below are the majority views of students about to vote
for their next high school head-captain: 


Nelson:

He is tall and handsome,
plays for our basketball team,
knows the...

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I stand at the front of the exam hall, which is in total silence.
Grey desks stretch out in neat rows   - 
they remind...

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How have you been, it's ok to tella
Explorer of the sea, like me can't you see
That Brooks and Paris need some money
Please support our trip...

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