Hick Poems - Poems about Hick

Yes, I am a hick from a hick town where people look out for each other. a town where people chip in money for baby showers, weddings, funerals or a kid who needs shoes a hick town where everyone knows everybody else’s story where we are not afraid to eat a stranger’s baked goods or give a hitchhiker a ride we still...

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In a hick town You learn to be nice to everyone Because most people are your cousins In a hick town You stop and help your neighbors Because it is kind and words travel fast In a hick town You share your time, food and money Because everyone knows you and they talk...

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Call me hayseed, bumpkin, hillbilly, or crazy hick Fresh inspiring country air surrounds me thick I could run outside naked if I wanted I live where deer and wild turkey are hunted Wild boars wander up to my yard to root My garden has veggies, my trees bear fruit The sun I see is better than most ever find Taking me away...

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I come from a hick town we stare at the woman competition on A town of five thousand when I was a child the shoe factory pulled out so make that twenty-five hundred. that’s nothing Gladys says we kids rode cows to school through the field no paved roads everyone had corn fields, my town was twelve hundred. twelve hundred! That is a metropolitan center! My...

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Come quick. I’ve a limerick ‘bout a hick Christened Billy Bop Be-bop; now his dick It was sort of gigantic Daisy thought it romantic ~ Though one look at it and Daisy got sick ...

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curt hissy Matthew Scott Harris who wishes ewe well to make $cents of the following mumbo jumbo lettered gumbo. Hip puck crease see (ad hoc) key hide dee claim haint how my noggin comports itself to take aim, cuz ear lee aire two yeast tar dies ague this hue more us, in fame muss wordsmith cure rafting re: son hubble rhyme doggone cur...

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uber goober...

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Hick Phonics - is a language to be taught in all Southern schools. Here are some excerpts from the Hick Phonics/English Dictionary. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heidi - Noun - A Greeting Hire Yew - Complete Sentence - Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi! Hire yew?" Bard - Verb - Past tense of the infinitive "To Borrow" Usage: "My brother bard my pick up truck." Munts -...

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An Old Hick Who Would Pick Even though I have been an old hick, Must be sure music did carefully pick; Preferred; Endured; And to your soul the song would stick. Jim Horn...

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Support Your Local Po' Whet (Hick) Bummer, i.e. me Freedom from onset of pervasive gloom (attendant with profusely perspiring palms, hut tree men duh us aggravation), would be a dog send to this melon collie bow wow wing *****sapien aging baby boomer. I already attend weekly counseling (no weeknd) in tandem with experiencing alleviation linkedin...

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H eck yeah, I be PROUD to one a dose! I nbred? Lemme think (Who da HELL knows?) C ountry to the core and reapin what I hoe K ickin ass, takin names (Wantin sum mo?)...

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