Funny Heaven Poems

Angels are also Warriors with Swords
By Michelle Morris 
13/11/2024

You think because I'm an Angel 
You can treat me any way you choose 
You think there'll...

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Grandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!
...

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Hey, driver, I just want you to know
That somebody loves you here below
But if you keep driving the way you do
Too fast to heaven you...

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Grandma Teresina Cavicchio,
best pizza fritta maker
in all of Marianna, PA.
Probably the whole world!
Her fried pizza dough, dusted
with powdered sugar,
bellissima!
Lightly browned outside,
creamy in the inside,
it was...

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If I get to heaven
will I need a pair of shoes,
a pillow or pajamas
in case I need to snooze.

Do they feed you, I get hungry
perhaps...

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THE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

For the rest of my life, you will never be forgotten
Every day I will think of you again and...

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"When Heaven gets overcrowded, place another setting at The Last Supper table," ... by the Poet.

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This poem is dedicated to anyone who has a garden…
and trees!

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The God of the Sun said, “This ought to be fun,
just watch that girl sat...

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teddy bear picnic was in full swing this warm afternoon
six fluffy buddy bears were lively, funny, fully in tune.
laughter ringing around the meadow was crazy...

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We Swooning Sparking Sparkling Fiery Fierce Lovers, By Davieo, David Rothchild

We Swooning Sparking Sparkling Fiery Fierce Lovers
When we were wholly as one true being complete...

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My husband is four foot seven
I stand at six foot eleven
	everything is cool
	he has a step stool
it’s called the Stairway to Heaven...

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Hey, I like Fast cars, I've lived agood life, wand the worst life like the one your waiting for.
 Time to grow up, be a...

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BLT

Bacon, lettuce, and lovely tomato
on bread... homemade of course. 
The smell fills the house, 
with memories of good times, 
with family and friends. 
It speaks...

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The Artsy Life

Yo ho, yo ho... 
It's the artsy life for me. 
I love to paint and play all day. 
I use pencils made of...

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