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Funny Heaven Poems

These Funny Heaven poems are examples of Heaven poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Heaven Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Pizza Fritta
Grandma Teresina Cavicchio,
best pizza fritta maker
in all of Marianna, PA.
Probably the whole world!
Her fried pizza dough, dusted
with powdered sugar,
bellissima!
Lightly browned outside,
creamy in the inside,
it was...

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Categories: heaven, childhood, food, funny, grandmother,



For Heaven Sakes
If I get to heaven
will I need a pair of shoes,
a pillow or pajamas
in case I need to snooze.

Do they feed you, I get hungry
perhaps...

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Categories: heaven, funny, humor, silly,

THE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
THE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

For the rest of my life, you will never be forgotten
Every day I will think of you again and...

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Categories: heaven, cry, dad, father son,

Premium Member Finger Bowls and Heaven
"When Heaven gets overcrowded, place another setting at The Last Supper table," ... by the Poet.

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: heaven, bible, destiny, faith, food,

Premium Member Visit to Heaven


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Categories: heaven, dream,



Premium Member A Quiet Day In Heaven
This poem is dedicated to anyone who has a garden…
and trees!

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The God of the Sun said, “This ought to be fun,
just watch that girl sat...

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Categories: heaven, humorous, rain, sun, wind,

Premium Member Teddy Bear Picnic Made In Heaven
teddy bear picnic was in full swing this warm afternoon
six fluffy buddy bears were lively, funny, fully in tune.
laughter ringing around the meadow was crazy...

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Categories: heaven, 10th grade, 11th grade,

We Swooning Sparking Sparkling Fiery Fierce Lovers, By Davieo, David Rothchild
We Swooning Sparking Sparkling Fiery Fierce Lovers, By Davieo, David Rothchild

We Swooning Sparking Sparkling Fiery Fierce Lovers
When we were wholly as one true being complete...

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Categories: heaven, allusion, cute love, funny

Premium Member Stairway To Heaven
My husband is four foot seven
I stand at six foot eleven
	everything is cool
	he has a step stool
it’s called the Stairway to Heaven...

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Categories: heaven, fun, funny, giggle, humor,

Onslaught
Hey, I like Fast cars, I've lived agood life, wand the worst life like the one your waiting for.
 Time to grow up, be a...

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Categories: heaven, anxiety, conflict, dad, feelings,

Premium Member Blt
BLT

Bacon, lettuce, and lovely tomato
on bread... homemade of course. 
The smell fills the house, 
with memories of good times, 
with family and friends. 
It speaks...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blessing, courage, giving, heaven,

Premium Member The Artsy Life
The Artsy Life

Yo ho, yo ho... 
It's the artsy life for me. 
I love to paint and play all day. 
I use pencils made of...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: heaven, beautiful, best friend, freedom,

Premium Member Heaven In the Sky
A memory ,a thought out of the blue
Unexpected moments reminded of you
Teared filled eyes and a familiar pain
You are back with me in my world...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: heaven, inspiration, loss, love,

Various Heresies 8
Various Heresies 8

These are heretical poems with heresies about the bible, god, jesus christ and christianity.


Red State Religion Rejection Slip
by Michael R. Burch

I’d like to...

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Categories: heaven, christian, christmas, death, earth,

Premium Member Is There a Throne In Heaven
I've often wondered when I die,
Can I still have rhubarb pie?
But then I worry what would I do,
If by chance I have to pooh?
Perhaps I'll...

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Categories: crazy, fantasy, funny, heaven,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things