Funny Heaven Poems

These Funny Heaven poems are examples of Heaven poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Heaven Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberSURVIVORS AND WARRIORS by Giggles the Poet Brenda Keough
I've been writing since sun up...lol  and it's awesome.  Everything I see, each picture, what I read, everything I train on, God supplies...

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Categories: appreciation, growth, happiness, heaven,

Premium MemberReincarnated Rozetta, Disappointed by Caren Krutsinger
Reincarnated Rozetta was very angry with her super angel team for saddling her with ChimChang Man again.
They had spent the last two lifetimes together, once...

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Categories: heaven, 9th grade, fun, funny,



Premium MemberAnother Word For Heaven by Caren Krutsinger
I was given to the D’Mangos as a wedding present; I was silver, sparkly, and pretty full of myself. I have survived two children, a...

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Categories: heaven, divorce, feelings, funny, humor,

Baseball Everywhere by I.B. Rimon
Elvin and Leroy were baseball players
From the time they were six years old
And best friends since the early days
A million baseball stories to be told

Their...

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Categories: heaven, angel, childhood, death of

Death Blue by Anna Nomaly
I saw him coming, my old friend Death 
His eyes were not wrathful but also not Kind
He simply looked up at the sky so Blue...

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Categories: death, heaven, ocean,

Buddy Holly Arriving at the Gate of Heaven Sings to Allah by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
"Allah, kiss me once more
Fill me with song."
-Donovan

Allah my bugs, Allah my pimples
You don't know what lurks in my dimples
Oh boy, when you kiss me
Oh...

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Categories: heaven, allah, cat, funny love,

Heaven Ends Too Soon by kewayne wadley
I seen heaven in a dream and like all good things
It ends to soon.
Eight hours narrowed down to short memory.
Lopsided sheets tucked comfortably in a...

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Categories: heaven, black african american, dream,

No title by Ronald D. Write
What's our destiny
The density 
Of all of this ...

What's a purpose with no substance
Where calmness is disruptive ...
Now..What if all you knew was gone
And tomorrow...

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Categories: allah, heartbroken, heaven, religion,

I Love You by Jaquay Atkins
Often. I have uttered these words to myself
Your feminity has entranced my manhood
My vision is focused on your subject matter 
A quick study of a...

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Categories: heaven, addiction, anniversary, art, baby,

Premium MemberHope For The Middle Aged by Carol Connell
A strange thing has happened in our lives
They call it middle age
Which I think is overrated
Definitely not all the rage.
 
We don’t know what changes there...

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Categories: age, faith, funny, heaven,

A Daughters Poem by Mary Waldeck
It seems like yesterday, that God took you away,
To a far better place, some would say. 

Where living is easy, and always pain free,
A place...

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Categories: heaven, dad, death, emotions, faith,

Daddy's watching from heaven by Sheree Keeley
Don't you ever think I'm not always there with u, I hear every word u say and see everything u do..
I no it must be...

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Categories: heaven, dad, daughter,

So you think I'm crazy by Heather Angel
Can't sleep mind racing endless thoughts non stop shaking as if I was ill not knowing what's going on or what not terrified and scared...

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Categories: cry, heaven, how i

7 seconds of Spring by Post Script
There is something more precious than a diamond that shines brighter than the sun found in a moment of innocence frozen in time.

Patience is the...

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Categories: angel, beautiful, funny, heaven,

Rapping about Jesus by Dakota Burroughs
I'm here rapping. 
All my fans their clapping. 
All the haters laughing. 
I don't listen to haters. 
Even if their bunch of dictators. 
People don't...

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Categories: heaven, cool, faith, god, gospel,

How I Got Richer And What I Did Next by John Mudge
How I Got Richer and What I Did Next



I struck a sly deal with some Wall Street investors.
I shorted 'em stocks that didn't exist!
But they...

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Categories: allegory, funny, heaven, humor,

Adam and Eve by Darius Stokes
Adam and Eve
Thoughts of a lover friend; Cleverly Yet tenderly
Synergy, independence, stunned in; Yet  meant in; Value
Truth is, Let me see where to begin;...

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Categories: heaven, bible, celebration, children, first

Premium MemberMoney From Heaven by Brenda McGrath
My father-in-law, Frank was a man that loved to shop,	
We were two peas in a pod, we shopped til we dropped.
One spring day we decided...

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Categories: funny, heaven, humorous, husband,

Premium MemberCowboy Train To Heaven by Dan Kearley
Standing all alone,
 at the edge of time.
With no where left to fall,
 and no where else to climb.

I feel like I'm standing
 back at...

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Categories: forgiveness, funny, heaven, humorous,

Premium MemberLament Of My Life by Laura Loo
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~My Bereaving Eulogy~ 


Time seemed to pass so much faster than I expected,
All the love, loss, passion and...

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Categories: heaven, bereavement, blessing, death, eulogy,