Harrods Poems - Poems about Harrods

...Six Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my MP had for free A partridge with all the trimmings. It didn’t come from Aldi On the second of Christmas my MP had on me Two vintage Cham......Read the rest...

... Purple-haired teens of large girth, courageously saving the earth, are staging big pours in grocery stores; they're milking for all that it’s worth! https://www.lbc.co.uk/......Read the rest...

...Found my way round London like a boss Know the best way to Piccadilly and Kings Cross For I'm a Londoner now Seen the sights Big Ben and the like Taken a cycle journey on a Boris bike For I'......Read the rest...

...Teacher tried to teach his class that Christmas isn’t boring Half the kids weren’t listening and one or two were snoring He picked out little Lucy, she seemed the one most liable He made her prove......Read the rest...

...When first I saw London, it was in a book in the library, But then I came to England, experiencing its history. The Bridges over the river Thames, like sentinels over the city stand... While the......Read the rest...

...What’s it about for them, then Loneliness, poverty, pain Bang of the bailiff at the door Death in a ditch in the rain What is it like for the Joneses Bigger and better you think Posh port and......Read the rest...

...I had to sit through it all the conversation that was inevitable What they did Where they went What they saw... My brother and his wife On the their expensive trip to see Roger Federer in the f......Read the rest...

...January Two Perspectives From his park bench bed He hears bells chime in New Year. Quiet desperation. From her pavement tent She peeps. Harrods is open! January sales!......Read the rest...

...Do you know a teacher you think may be a cheater If you shop at ‘Harrods’ are you considered posh If your car breaks down, do you call the RAC When you play pool or polo do you go round in a loop ......Read the rest...

...The mist in Regent Gardens air awakes a single rosebud there. Her scent drifts past Trafalgar Square - England’s summer has begun. The rising sun above the Thames shines brighter than a crown ......Read the rest...

...When first I saw London, it was in a book in the library Then I came to England, and experienced its history. The Bridges over the River Thames, like Sentinals over the city stand While the long......Read the rest...

...Hey honey,will you be mine I've got the cutest chat-up line; What you see is what you get, Fly with me by private jet ! Vacation by the sunny Med'. My wealth has Wall street cred' Play your c......Read the rest...

...This poem covers the greatest story ever told Greater than all the kings and all their gold This story will bring about deep reflection Starting with the Immaculate Conception Of all the stories ......Read the rest...