Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy
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Jimmy put the mighty back in Blighty
Our riper sniper
Viper and pied piper
Didn't want to budge
Depravity of sporting gravity
But given the nudge
So off he did trudge
Issue w...
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Categories:
harrods, sports,
Form: Free verse
One Way Or An Udder
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Purple-haired teens of large girth,
courageously saving the earth,
are staging big pours
in grocery stores;
they're milking for all that it’s worth!
https://www.lbc.co.uk/...
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Categories:
harrods, nonsense, silly,
Form: Limerick
For I'M a Londoner Now
...Found my way round London like a boss
Know the best way to Piccadilly and Kings Cross
For I'm a Londoner now
Seen the sights Big Ben and the like
Taken a cycle journey on a Boris bike
For I'...
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Categories:
harrods, city,
Form: Rhyme
A Christmas Story
...Teacher tried to teach his class that Christmas isn’t boring
Half the kids weren’t listening and one or two were snoring
He picked out little Lucy, she seemed the one most liable
He made her prove...
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Categories:
harrods, christian, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
A Visit To London
...When first I saw London, it was in a book in the library,
But then I came to England, experiencing its history.
The Bridges over the river Thames, like sentinels over the city stand...
While the...
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Categories:
harrods, city, farewell, feelings, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
What's It About For You, Then
...What’s it about for them, then
Loneliness, poverty, pain
Bang of the bailiff at the door
Death in a ditch in the rain
What is it like for the Joneses
Bigger and better you think
Posh port and...
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Categories:
harrods, blessing, children, christmas, humanity,
Form: Rhyme
London Lament
...I had to sit through it all
the conversation that was inevitable
What they did
Where they went
What they saw...
My brother and his wife
On the their expensive trip to see Roger Federer in the f...
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Categories:
harrods, sad,
Form: I do not know?
January
...January Two Perspectives
From his park bench bed
He hears bells chime in New Year.
Quiet desperation.
From her pavement tent
She peeps. Harrods is open!
January sales!...
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Categories:
harrods, irony, new year, perspective,
Form: Haiku
Random Anagram Thoughts
...Do you know a teacher you think may be a cheater
If you shop at ‘Harrods’ are you considered posh
If your car breaks down, do you call the RAC
When you play pool or polo do you go round in a loop
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Categories:
harrods, fun,
Form: Light Verse
Across the River Thames
...The mist in Regent Gardens air
awakes a single rosebud there.
Her scent drifts past Trafalgar Square -
England’s summer has begun.
The rising sun above the Thames
shines brighter than a crown ...
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Categories:
harrods, nature, sea, seasons, upliftingsummer,
Form: Rhyme
A Visit To London
...When first I saw London, it was in a book in the library
Then I came to England, and experienced its history.
The Bridges over the River Thames, like Sentinals over the city stand
While the long...
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Categories:
harrods, friendship, love, places, travelhome,
Form: Rhyme
A Facebook Fantasy
...Hey honey,will you be mine
I've got the cutest chat-up line;
What you see is what you get,
Fly with me by private jet !
Vacation by the sunny Med'.
My wealth has Wall street cred'
Play your c...
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Categories:
harrods, imagination, satireme, , cute,
Form: Quatrain
Our Lords Plight
...This poem covers the greatest story ever told
Greater than all the kings and all their gold
This story will bring about deep reflection
Starting with the Immaculate Conception
Of all the stories ...
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Categories:
harrods, child, devotion, faith, forgiveness,
Form: Couplet