Hambone Poems - Poems about Hambone

not sure what this means have mixied up hambone with beans add cabbage with greens (may inflate your jeans) (ate much in my teens) (Create many scenes) (living beyond means)...Read the rest...

She lost her hambone on Monday at nine-fifty-nine. It was in her tomato soup, which was almost sublime. The next time she had him, he was browning up, and pink. With his lecherous eye, he gave her a...Read the rest...

My buddy Hambone, What a pip, Sometimes I think, He had one too many a "trip" I've spoken of how I am his ATM But now I've got more About this custodial "gem" 2:30 A.M. on my door, a knock, At this...Read the rest...

The First National Bank of Hambone, That's me - As for Hambone... He's the park's "Handy-man" You might say, Does odd jobs, Always lookin' for more pay... He averages five knocks on my door, Each and every day and night, Wantin' to "borrow...Read the rest...

in my bizarre trailer park, we have a handyman, very strange appearance, to imagine, I doubt you can... his name is hambone, he's a really kind'a nice guy but sometimes he'll seek money, well, at least, he'll give it a try "can you...Read the rest...