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Halitosis Poems - Poems about Halitosis


Premium Member Halitosis
i’m lonely and can’t understand ~ why my waiting room is never full said the psychiatrist to his dentist ~ whom replied you talk such bull By David Kavanagh...

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Categories: halitosis, extended metaphor, humorous, perspective,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Halitosis
A man has gone once to a fake dentist, Complaining of his decayed tooth and halitosis; He was asked to take big deep breaths with open mouth, While squatted long on a high dental couch. Few moments later, silent bomb exploded in the clinic, Rotten smell wanted him and the dentist to panic; He said, “Sorry Doc, I’ve farted out loud...

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Categories: halitosis, funny,
Form: Verse



Morpheus Halitosis
Nightmare's foul bouquet, Effluent of restless slumber, Ochre smog, mind bog, Cleansing chill breath from newborn day Entry to "quadro" contest 12th January 2017...

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Categories: halitosis, dream, environment, morning, night,
Form: Verse
Halitosis
She rushed to me and gave my bottom a kiss I was disturbed something went badly amiss I asked her the reason Of this loathsome treason She said with the rue" a pure halitosis."...

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Categories: halitosis, fun,
Form: Limerick
Plastic Halitosis
here i am iridescent and drawn to you in the warm vanilla sugar center of your plastic halitosis the zone in which we dwell is so natural in its unique fervor the merged heartbeats mutually sincere in love's vast glory here i am an apt pupil so proud in your presence in the sweet cinnamon goodness of your plastic halitosis the...

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Categories: halitosis, beautiful, truth,
Form: Free verse



Halitosis
Like crusty toe nails And old rotten oyster shells Your breath smells By Robb A. Kopp...

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Categories: halitosis, health
Form: Senryu
Halitosis
When a schoolteacher’s got halitosis What his pupils fear most when he’s close is That the smell of his breath It could choke them to death And bring about chronic necrosis...

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Categories: halitosis, education, children, funny, health,
Form: Limerick

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