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Halitosis Poems - Poems about Halitosis

Halitosis Poems - Examples of all types of poems about halitosis to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for halitosis.
Premium Member Quacks Like A Duck
... I've written about chickens with big fat legs Told of eating my way through the fridge My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge I've heard of ......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Media Mausoleum
... Media Tabloid Vixen. You seem to speak as if from the grave, a crosswired rig of McGyverse psyops in a disguised Ministry of Truth Museum Mausoleum. Report with vampires of halitosis, ......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, art,
Form: Rhyme
Butter and Balsam
...She hears again his guttural sob as he orgasms behind her. Between his muscles and her anima - butter and balsam. She spreads herself, makes herself parts to be used. Afterward, his hurrie......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Halitosis
...i’m lonely and can’t understand ~ why my waiting room is never full said the psychiatrist to his dentist ~ whom replied you talk such bull By David Kavanagh......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, extended metaphor, humorous, perspective,
Form: Monoku
If I Only Had Magic
...If I only had magic the amazing things I'd do I would make you love me and I would love you too If only I had magic I could stop the war I would perhaps wish Putin to be resting in peace fo......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, humor, war,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member The Cavity Impossible To Fill
..."The most vicious of all species, the human is reddest in tooth and manicured claw." -- the countless animal organisms killed on Beast Planet * * * "Together let us mourn the ......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, pain,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Counting Sheep
...Breathing, counting, don’t ignore the basiC cover up if you sleep commandO. “Monster mosquitoes masticating” in your bayoU. ......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, sleep,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Porcelain Doll
...Porcelain doll, with a face so pretty a country gal, ran away to the city Worked in a bar, dancing on tables beat shovelling sh-it, in Pa’s stables Looks for love, but only finds bums lowlife......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, age, allusion, girl, sad,
Form: Rhyme
The Turbulent Euphrates
...The Turbulent Euphrates Russell Abdur Rahman The halitosis of Monstrum Luscus Dajjal Is getting intensed in the air Turbulent Euphrates! The floor is swaping the ceiling! The fairness of cont......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, bangla,
Form: Other
The Turbulent Euphrates
...The Turbulent Euphrates Russell Abdur Rahman The halitosis of Monstrum Luscus Dajjal Is getting intensed in the air Turbulent Euphrates! The floor is swaping the ceiling! The fairness of cont......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, blessing,
Form: Free verse
Copper Flavored Truth
...pennies to my name water for breakfast water for lunch water for dinner sleeping with mad cramps dreaming about food, kaleidoscopes, and multicolored spots sunday is the favorite pastime lonel......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, dark, life,
Form: Free verse
Manic
...He left her for a bony witch with halitosis. She thinks of humiliating him recalling that final ******, hears again his sob of pleasure. Then his hurried dressing, his coldness. She wants to ......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member With a Twist
...Super California twist Of lemon in large doses. Eating great big mounds of it Can cure your halitosis. Just don’t mix much gin with it, Or you can get sclerosis. Take precautions to......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, humorous,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Quandary
...Quandary I bought a zoo - a magic place With extinct animals - maybe lost in space Now in a quandary - what to do I have an ailing Jurassic Zoo! My Stegosaur snores with loud zings My Ptero......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, animal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Halitosis
...A man has gone once to a fake dentist, Complaining of his decayed tooth and halitosis; He was asked to take big deep breaths with open mouth, While squatted long on a high dental couch. Few mom......Read the rest...
Categories: halitosis, funny,
Form: Verse

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