Luke’s licking up sweet Haagen Dazs
He’d smothered it over my ass
Our sex life is dreamy
Luke loves getting creamy
On desserts we will never pass!
Categories:
haagen, food, sexy,
Form: Limerick
Cold icy frozen dessert in colors of all kind
I have sixteen favorites in the back of my mind
They give me brain freeze for they are full of frost.
Give me my most favorite pure Haagen Daz.
Peanut butter, butter brickle, sherbet and coffee.
I am standing at the freezer case reaching for toffee.
Some of them are as green as a pretty new moss.
I hear some little kid yell “Hey! It’s Haagen Daz!”
Should I get sprinkles or hot fudge today?
I like my ice cream best when it is glitzed up this way.
A maraschino cherry to the top, it’s the boss
I am delighted to see the words Haagen Daz!
This one has marshmallows, that one has mint.
I stand her forever, my mind turning to lint.
I want them all, not caring about the cost.
For I am in love with every flavor of Haagen Daz.
Categories:
haagen, food,
Form: Rhyme
I guess we get what we deserve
But Delta has a lot of nerve
To serve “gelato” with their meal
As if the stuff were somewhat real.
The days I spent in Italy,
Gelaterias luring me,
Have spoiled me truly and I’ll miss
My daily double scoop of bliss.
Departing Venice in the rain
I knew that I would e’er remain
A fan of this Italian treat
And bogus versions can’t compete.
My trip is over; once I’m home
There’ll be no new gelato poem
But here’s to all that I enjoyed –
Guess Haagen-Dazs will fill the void!
Categories:
haagen, food, travel,
Form: Rhyme
Today it was so hot
I had a Haagen-Dazs
ice cream bar
Three minutes later
I went back
to the Korean deli
and this time
I had a Twix
ice cream bar
If you are counting
that's two ice cream bars
in a matter of minutes
Categories:
haagen, happiness, humor, june, silly,
Form: Prose
I walk upon the Skittles rainbow
Into a cloud so obese
Spreading lard across my
BROKEN HEARTED TOAST
Burnt crumbs, butter melts so softly
As I gaze upon the Oreo-shaped full moon
Dig my way out of this Haagen Daze with a table spoon.
I LOVE FOOD.
Categories:
haagen, black african american, devotion,
Form: Ballade